I can be silly, but am caring; your needs will come first. I can host or visit, but prefer to meet-and-greet you someplace else. I'm slightly overweight and losing (down 20 lbs. in 3 months) and full of energy. I'm open to what you want, as long as it's legal and sanitary. I am discreet; what goes on at X stays at X, and it's no one else's @#$%ing business. If you contact me, I WILL send you home with a smile on your face- one way or another... .:D I'm rediscovering my Scottish roots; therefore, I made this kilt. My employer's dress code does not prohibit me from wearing it; I built it, and they did come. I like football; science fiction and fantasy; comedies (especially '70s and '80s); history; science, math, and computer apps; and fine art/photography. I'm working on reconnecting with misplaced pleasures, like fishing, old friends, massage, and skinny-dipping. If you like what you see, let me know- if you don't tell me so I can fix it :D Constructive criticism is always welcome...

My Ideal Person I want friends first, with benefits as an option. Someone who likes things that I do, and/or would introduce me to something new and interesting, would be better. Those who like harmless, off-the-wall activities... tell me where to meet you and I'll grab my outfit (or lack thereof) and go.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Dr. Hook, Weird Al, Monty Python, Queen, Eagles, Seals
& Crofts

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
You will have to ask me directly about this one.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Zero gravity

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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