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Introduction
I party like its 1999. I am AmericaÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂs next top model. I never sweat. My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. IÃÂâÃÂÃÂÃÂÃÂm a stellar hugger and a world-class cuddler. I dance with the stars. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, the Odyssey and War & Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. Sushi is my favorite food group. I bake 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. Moms love me and want to be me. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I always pick the fullest and most symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I eat soup. I am a go-getter. I sleep once a day. Basically...I rock.
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | September 15, 1984 |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | Prefer not to say |
Body Type: | A little extra padding |
Race: | Caucasian |
Male Endowment: | Long/Very thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |