I'm a comedian and a dad. Time is precious to me and I'm not the type to use it up randomly on people who lack substance. If we meet, I'll show you nothing but respect and gratitude and try to make sure you enjoy having me around. If we become physical, I'll quickly learn all the things that turn you on the most. There's a great quote from GOT that I always vibed with, "The Gods gave us two gifts to entertain ourselves before we die - the thrill of fucking a woman who wants to be fucked, and the thrill of killing a man who wants to kill you." No one has wanted to kill me yet but yeah, my kink is your pleasure. Do you like GOT?

My Ideal Person Someone easy to hang out with, preferably someone as overtly sexual as I am. A woman who loves to be pleasured as well as ravaged. Someone who likes to lay around naked on an off day and is as playful a spirit as myself. A woman who can have more than one orgasm at once before getting all sensitive. Big butt.