I have a very warped "Sense" of humor and I appreciate the same in others. I want to be Phoebe (from Friends) when I grow up....I like her outlook on life! I believe life should be enjoyable (It isn't! LOL But I believe it should be.) I like to take the good things as they come and enjoy the hell out of them...you know, before the next dilemma comes along and slaps you back into reality! Happiness is the journey, not the destination. To me, clowns aren't funny! I respect other people's opionions, as long as they closely match mine!!!! The people who have most inspired me in my lifetime are: Jack Handey, Maxine, Ziggy and Wednesday Adams. Oh, and my mother, because she walked 20 miles to school everday, in the snow, with no shoes, uphill both ways! LIKES: Good Music, Laughter, Rain, , Animals, Sunshine, Crown Royal, Cowboys, Movies with happy endings (reality bites), Good Food, Good Friends DISLIKES: Eggrolls and Diet Coke out of a fountain!!! I hate morning and cheerful morning people scare me! I feel much safer around people who are just as cranky and rude as I am in the a.m.

My Ideal Person I have fallen in love with a man I desperately want to please! I want to fulfil his every fantasy. I want to watch him be with other women and me! Can you blame me? I think not! Who is willing to play??!!!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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