Maybe I LOVE to make people laugh. Or maybe its because you don't do your kegels and I have to resort to Komedy Kegels to get you to apply a kung fu grip during sex? We will never know real reason but we will be having one thrill per minute clocked when we can get together for a while. I am in my 4th or 5th career but the lastest is a teacher of your ungrateful in elementary school Ethically Non-monogamous couple living in two homes with total privacy. House is sweet. Primary Home and Work are in Fairfax. Lake Anna time is beyond plentiful, especially in summers! My wife is bi and was very active with me, but times have changed and she is not sexually active...she definitely doesn't want any part of my love of long, physical fuck sessions.

My Ideal Person I like long, passionate sessions over quickies or lickies and stickies. Is a licky and sticky a thing? I like the phrase but I think it sounds a little bit racist somehow
I quit drinking cuz I couldn't stop. Doesn't make sense, I know. I don't mind if you drink tho. It's on me, of course. Fortunately Virginia sensibilities have kept up with my vices and I am legally able to smoke medical marijuana..or eat it or vape it or bake cookies with it. Certain strains are very nice for relaxing and laughing during sex.
Now I don't care if you partake in the weed. I won't even notice because I will be too busy enjoying my precious time with your precious body.