I am here to waste time and eat candy. Fantasies are great when you are in them. Lots of ideas just not much practice. I rarely take life seriously which helps mitigate some of the epicly poor decisions im know for making. Making a friend is way more important than finding a fuck buddy. That starts with a healthy dose of honesty. One doesn't always need a printed photo and a tape measure to spot fakery so just don't do it. If you don't have an extraordinary amount of patience it's probably best I stay outside your bubble.

My Ideal Person Someone I can join forces to accomplish one or all of the following : the destruction of our enemies, start or take over a cult, take over a small town, create a successful youtube channel, write a book, make each other laugh at inappropriate stuff, find new inappropriate stuff to laugh at and just have random bits of fun in general.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Everything is negotiable within reason.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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