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Shampoo 3/28/2014 A blonde is standing in an elevator with a few other people when a man wearing a black suit steps on. It's evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulders of his su 0 Comments, 137 Views, 0 Votes | |
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7-11 3/28/2014 Why did the penis go into the 7-11? To get a slurpee... 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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when nothing compares 6/13/2011 what do you do when nothing compares to the one you spent so much time on? do you give up in total despair.. or sign it off as just time gone? when you try to find somebody new and noone seems to get 0 Comments, 42 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Has anyone else noticed?? 5/8/2011 Personally, I've never been outside of the US, only to Hawaii, where my family lives. Anyways, I thought, hey, why don't I check out the guys in other countries. So I "went" to Australia. Now, I do 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Osama is dead 5/1/2011 there have been more than too many american casualties because of this modern day "Hitler" and I, for one, am dancing, may not be on his grave though I wish it was. Anyone else have any input on this 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes | |
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a great way to meet me... 4/20/2011 I am looking for a cheap, cute, decent running car. Got $1k cash in hand right now. Prefer something with valid tags for at least a couple months. Small, 2 door, not likely to get pulled over, in othe 0 Comments, 97 Views, 0 Votes | |
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BLUE 4/11/2011 When they just won't believe you or say that they don't need it too, when all they see is "me, me, me", and it's so damn hard to leave them be, when you drink at night to kill the pain all the while f 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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when they tell you to...and you DO 3/22/2011 I am tired of conforming. I have done all the things he (in passing)alluded to. EVERY SINGLE ONE of the things he said that a woman shouldn't do, I didn't. Fuck that. It was all a bunch of bullshit. 0 Comments, 76 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Learning to be a "bitch" again. 3/22/2011 I used to be that one that wouldn't call you back when I was done didn't matter how "cool" you were with me, you'd end up a LOOO-ser. I guess this is what I deserve mind frazzled, gone are my 0 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I hate to be alone 3/22/2011 The silence in the room is killing me. I can't even watch a tv program without something reminding me of you. Can't listen to the radio, can't fall asleep...it's so damn cold. But not in everyone's be 0 Comments, 177 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tattoo me crazy 3/22/2011 Blue A color that's supposed to be true, that only describes how I feel about you, your deception and likes that tint the world I am supposed to be in with you, the night silent and pure, 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Who SAYS that? 3/21/2011 I'm perplexed. After 6 years of being with someone, what kind of idiot says or has demented his way of thinking, so much, that he actually believes he's not in a "relationship" with you? When you hav 0 Comments, 100 Views, 0 Votes | |
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There are easier ways to say goodbye 2/20/2011 There are easier ways to say goodbye, than to say stupid shit that just makes me cry, and makes me seriously question why, why can't I get over you? You say you don't want it, 0 Comments, 43 Views, 0 Votes |
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