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Articles by Clodiusthefirst

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23  Articles
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER??   8/18/2020

Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles !


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Deer joke No2   4/10/2020

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still no idea....


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Just published!!   9/20/2019

20 years in the saddle Major Bumsore Shorter Skirts Seymour Legg Baby's Revenge by Nora Tittsov Sex at Sea by Maste


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Man from Kent   7/20/2019

There was a young man from Kent, <br><br> 's tool was decidedly bent, <br><br> To save himself trouble, <br><br> He put it in double, <br><br> Inste


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
MR MAN   2/4/2019

Mr Tickle found his soul mate Tess. <br><br> He asked her to marry him.. She agreed on condition that she did not have to take his surname!


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Santa Claus   12/24/2018

He loves gardening - always going Hoe hoe hoe


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
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PHILOSOPHY   10/19/2018

Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> ...


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
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Limerick   9/16/2018

There was a young man from Kent.............Whose tool was decidedly bent......................To save himself trouble.......He put it in double......... And instead of cumming he went


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Visit to psychologist 2   8/29/2018

Rorschach test! <br><br> Psychologist shows ink blot <br><br> What is that? A naked woman! <br><br> Another blot. What is that? A naked woman's genitals. <br


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Visit to psychologist 1   8/29/2018

Irishman visits psychologist who show him a picture of an oak, an ash & a poplar. Asks what does that remind you of? <br><br> 9 Tree & tree & tree makes 9 <br><br>


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
AT THE HOSPITAL   4/10/2018

How to you find the head nurse?.........................................................................................................................................................................


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
SNOW!!   12/15/2017

What do you a snowman in the Sahara Desert?............................................................................................................................................................


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
A LIMERICK   7/10/2017

There was a young man from Kent,

Whose tool was decidedly bent,

To save himself trouble,

He put it in double,

And instead of coming he went!


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
The actor & the agent   6/22/2017

An aspiring European actor visits an American agent for representation. The agent tests him & tells him he has potential.

"What's your name?" " Penis Von Lesbian the actor replies. Agent "You


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Egyptian Camels   5/20/2017

Two ladies visiting Egypt see a local castrating a camel by banging two bricks together on the camels balls.

They are worried about this and ask the camel driver " Does it hurt?"

He


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Furniture   1/20/2017

Man walks into a greengrocers and asks whether he has any empty orange boxes as he wants to make furniture from them.

"Yes of course I do. There is a pile there . Take your pick."

ma


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
SPOONERISM REVISION!   1/11/2016

What is the difference between a nun & a woman in the bath?



The nun has a soul full of hope& the bather has a hole full of soap.



Add any others you know please. XX


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
SPOONERISM   1/10/2016

What is the difference between a nun & a woman in the bath?

The nun has a soul full of hope& the bather has a hope full of soap.

Add any others you know please. XX


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
A Limerick   8/25/2015

There was a young man from Kent, Who's tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went.


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
A Limerick   8/25/2015

There was a young man from Kent, Who's tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went.


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
Sundry thoughts   10/4/2014

Waltz= Navel encounter without loss of semen.

Group names A chapter of Trollops A refusal of Bank Managers. An exaggeration of Estate Agents(Realtors) A fanfare of Strumpets.

Book ti


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
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Spooner!!   4/8/2013

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in the bath?

One has got a soul full of hope & the other has - a hole full of soap!


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Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Articles
A Limerick   3/9/2013

There was a young man from Kent, Who's tool was decidedly bent, To save himself trouble, He put it in double, And instead of coming he went!


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