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Paid member 12/5/2019
magazine article member
1 Comments, 13 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 12/4/2019
Then it hit me
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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Fav kind of blowjobs 12/1/2019
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto
your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
1 Comments, 8 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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Knock knock 11/30/2019
Points
4 Comments, 10 Views,
5 Votes
,2.82 Score
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 11/28/2019
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
2 Comments, 11 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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when an otter needs personal space 11/27/2019
get otter here.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
6 Votes
,2.51 Score
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fish oppinion 11/27/2019
let minnow what you think
1 Comments, 3 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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car animal 11/27/2019
what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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Little Johnny Returns 11/25/2019
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 Comments, 46 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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pickup lines 11/22/2019
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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this is a joke 11/21/2019
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 Comments, 27 Views,
12 Votes
,0.15 Score
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Old but still good 11/18/2019
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 Comments, 23 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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A Blonde Joke 11/18/2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Comments, 55 Views,
7 Votes
,4.06 Score
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Points 11/17/2019
Just here for points.....
1 Comments, 7 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Knock knock 11/12/2019
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 Comments, 11 Views,
7 Votes
,1.77 Score
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A Joke 11/12/2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Comments, 53 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Sexual Relief 11/11/2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Comments, 62 Views,
13 Votes
,2.47 Score
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I have a joke 11/9/2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Comments, 16 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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HAHA 11/6/2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Comments, 56 Views,
21 Votes
,1.64 Score
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Penis 11/5/2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Comments, 24 Views,
17 Votes
,1.43 Score
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points 11/5/2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Comments, 9 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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old testament 11/4/2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Comments, 14 Views,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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Joke 11/3/2019
Hello American Sex Dates, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Comments, 18 Views,
5 Votes
,0.86 Score
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Lesbian 11/2/2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Comments, 7 Views,
6 Votes
,1.09 Score
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Hair 11/1/2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Comments, 34 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Priest 10/27/2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Comments, 17 Views,
9 Votes
,1.07 Score
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Dinosaur 10/27/2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Comments, 10 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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Doctor's wife 10/27/2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Threesome 10/27/2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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like to meet 10/27/2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Comments, 6 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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