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black testicles!! 12/18/2017
A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening
health attack. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and
laying on hospital bed. An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting
you clean” The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse ...
1 Comments, 66 Views,
11 Votes
,4.48 Score
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memory test? 12/18/2017
how good is your memory? <br><br>
<br><br>
i remember going to the party with my dad and went home with
my mom!!! <br><br>
explanation: daddy went to a party , happym; and then met
mummy happyf;
1 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,3.30 Score
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banana vs vibrator!! 12/18/2017
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's
going to eat.
2 Comments, 17 Views,
12 Votes
,5.10 Score
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the potato 12/18/2017
2 women where picking potatos from a field as one lady picked
up a realy big potato and said 2 the other look this looks
like my hubbies balls and the other lady says is it that big
and the other lady says noooooo its that dirty 
1 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,2.53 Score
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Frustrated Wife 12/18/2017
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he
had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was
getting frustrated. The doc checked the man's blood
pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination
said he wanted to check with the wife. <br><br>
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around ...
3 Comments, 102 Views,
12 Votes
,3.15 Score
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Two Women 12/18/2017
1st woman: Hi! Wanda. <br><br>
2nd woman: Hi! Teri. How'd you die? <br><br>
1st woman: I froze to death.. <br><br>
2nd woman: How horrible! <br><br>
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died
a peaceful death. What about you? <br><br>
2nd woman: I died of a ...
2 Comments, 74 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Old Couple 12/18/2017
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering
things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're
physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them
remember Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up
from his chair 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?'
he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ...
2 Comments, 87 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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adult jokes 12/18/2017
Adults jokes create a gud humur and if you are telling these
dirty jokes to a girl some times they feel very shy or sometime
very bold what they think internaly or they also want to listen these type of jokes ?
1 Comments, 18 Views,
8 Votes
,2.55 Score
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Good Jokes or bad 12/18/2017
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball <br><br>
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br>
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br>
Why does ...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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SNOW!! 12/18/2017
What do you a snowman in the Sahara ...
1 Comments, 52 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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Old lady in a pawn shop 12/17/2017
So there's this old lady visiting a pawn shop looking
for antiques. As she is walking around there's a parrot
at the front desk that keeps mouthing off at her, calling
her a cunt and an old bitch, etc. After 4 or 5 times walking
by and being offended, she asks the clerk how much for the
parrot. Shocked, the clerk warns her that the previous
owner had taught the bird pretty much only ...
1 Comments, 84 Views,
12 Votes
,3.68 Score
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Good Jokes or bad 12/10/2017
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball <br><br>
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed. <br><br>
Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor. <br><br>
Why does ...
1 Comments, 23 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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broken finger 11/30/2017
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever
I touch, it hurts." The doctor asks, "What do you mean?" The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really
hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead,
it really, really hurts." The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you
- you've broken your finger!"
0 Comments, 22 Views,
10 Votes
,2.79 Score
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funny 11/28/2017
what did the banana say to the vibatior why are you shaking
shrs going to eat me
1 Comments, 15 Views,
5 Votes
,2.49 Score
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Political Correctness For Men 11/23/2017
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading
America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians
will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'
<br><br>
You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. <br><br>
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: <br><br>
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed
a ...
1 Comments, 48 Views,
13 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Ice cream 11/23/2017
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't
paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are
left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher
asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the
shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No,
two, but I like how you're thinking." ...
1 Comments, 41 Views,
4 Votes
,3.63 Score
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Mountain dew 11/23/2017
Girl: "Can you use 'Mountain Dew' in a sentence?"
Guy: "Yes, can I 'mount-ain dew' you?"
1 Comments, 11 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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The other day... 11/15/2017
...My girlfriends dad asked me what I did. Apparently,
"your " wasn't the right answer.
1 Comments, 20 Views,
9 Votes
,4.28 Score
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the menu 11/8/2017
a man had a house and he made it in a house he opens up
4 work, a man comes in the the place and he reads the menu,
blow job on all 4s 50$ bj standing up 100$ bj on the floor 200$
ok he says he reads on from the ass on all 4s 50$ from the ass
standing up 100$ from the ass on the floor 200$ as he reads
the menu he calls the guy that has the house over and
tells him i see in the menu u have bj ...
3 Comments, 77 Views,
11 Votes
,1.86 Score
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Skinny-Dipping 11/8/2017
An elderly man in Florida owned a large farm with a nice pond
in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, and he
even fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe runs, and
some orange, and lime trees. <br><br>
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some ...
1 Comments, 79 Views,
12 Votes
,5.80 Score
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Random joke 11/2/2017
*Ill admit, this is a knock off joke I’d heard So a guy has just boarded a plane taking off to Los Angeles
fo a little vacation by himself and as other people are taking
their seats he notices a beautiful woman walking down the
aisle in his direction. He thinks to himself “man, what
are the chances she’d sit near me?” And low and behold
she stops and sits right next to him. The flight ...
1 Comments, 87 Views,
11 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Woman buys a parrot 10/30/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
1 Comments, 9 Views,
2 Votes
,1.73 Score
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where what where who 10/30/2017
right in the pussy
1 Comments, 12 Views,
3 Votes
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Phone rings 10/30/2017
-Alcoholic Anonymous there? -Yes brother, how can I help? -You are about to save my life brother. How do I make the perfect
mojito?
2 Comments, 25 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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...in the bathroom... 10/27/2017
wife brushes her teeth while husband takes a shower behind
the bath tub curtain...she suddenly hears some strange
noises and asks her husband quot; are you jerking off
there???" Husbands responds: HE belongs to me and I can wash him as
fast as I want...!!!!"
3 Comments, 64 Views,
11 Votes
,5.41 Score
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The Affair 10/26/2017
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband
is at work. Her 9 year old comes home unexpectedly, sees
them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s
husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet,
not realizing that the little boy is in there already. <br><br>
The little boy says, “Its dark in here.” <br><br>
The man says, ...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
9 Votes
,4.92 Score
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best joke of all time 10/25/2017
its that time again... sex jokes, normal jokes, crazy jokes
lets hear them <br><br>
whats the best joke ever LIKE EVER
1 Comments, 20 Views,
0 Votes
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Woman buys a parrot 10/23/2017
A woman decides to buy a parrot at the local pet store. The
store owner explains the parrot was a rescue from the brothel
that got closed down in a raid and that the bird may have picked
up some bad language there. She takes her chances and brings
the bird home. <br><br>
When she gets home she hangs the cage in the family room and
pulls back the cover. The bird opens his eyes, look ...
4 Comments, 84 Views,
13 Votes
,3.81 Score
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Paid for sex 10/23/2017
A man comes home after a hard days work, only to find his wife
of 20 years packing a suitcase of clothes and personal items.
He asks, "What's going on?" His wife replies,
"I'm going to Las Vegas. I heard I can get paid
$800.00 for sex." The man's eyes get big and he immediately grabs his
suitcase and starts packing it with clothes. "What do you think ...
2 Comments, 80 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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Pistol 10/22/2017
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went
to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like
you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself
a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the
two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position.
The man felt the urge to ejaculate and ...
2 Comments, 57 Views,
8 Votes
,4.87 Score
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