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huge penis!! 4/22/2018
The man with a 25 inch penis. A man who had a 25 inch long penis
went to his doctor to complain that he was having a problem with this rather massive instrument
and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor, "
he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything
you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically
, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who
may ...
4 Comments, 100 Views,
15 Votes
,4.82 Score
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think about this for second 4/22/2018
A garden is just a zoo for plants ....hmmmm <br><br>
Show me your boobs!
1 Comments, 11 Views,
3 Votes
,4.41 Score
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midgit 4/22/2018
what do you call a mexican midgit a paragraph too short too
be a essay
1 Comments, 17 Views,
8 Votes
,3.94 Score
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free service 4/21/2018
once Mr. Paul wanted to buy health insurance, at the age
of 70, he rang up health i9nsurance co., to send their agent
to his home. After, having discussed all the illness, critical
illness, accident cover, he started with the leg pulling.
Paul: do you cover the Penis, as well, in the health policy.
Agent: Yes Sir, we do. Paul: will you replace the penis, in the event of damage
or failure. ...
1 Comments, 59 Views,
12 Votes
,4.74 Score
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pokers 4/20/2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out. 
4 Comments, 20 Views,
8 Votes
,2.78 Score
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pokers 4/20/2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
1 Comments, 9 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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boobies 4/20/2018
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? <br><br>
<br><br>
A. "If we don't get some support here people are
going to think were nuts." <br><br>
<br><br>
2 Comments, 20 Views,
10 Votes
,3.58 Score
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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! 4/18/2018
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! <br><br>
Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having
a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation.
<br><br>
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich,
began to cough. <br><br>
After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real
distress. <br><br>
One of ...
2 Comments, 59 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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When you think you're alone... 4/14/2018
...but your pets are watching. <br><br>
https://American Sex Dates.com/blog/724440/post_4090235.html
1 Comments, 26 Views,
10 Votes
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A Blonde Cowboy 4/14/2018
A Sheriff in a small town in Wyoming walks out in the street
and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing
on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him
for indecent exposure. <br><br>
As he is locking him up, he asks, “Why in the world are you
walking around like this?” <br><br>
The cowboy says: “Well it's like this Sheriff, I
was ...
1 Comments, 54 Views,
10 Votes
,4.18 Score
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smart 4/13/2018
Teacher, "Tell me the difference between a Callgirl,
Girlfriend and Wife?" <br><br>
The whole class was silent.. till little Johnny put his
hand up and answered: <br><br>
"Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited." 
4 Comments, 39 Views,
15 Votes
,4.66 Score
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She wanted gentlemen damit....hahaha 4/12/2018
A 60 something year old woman was aggravated and bored due
the serious lack of attention from men. So she get's
online, finds the famous hookup site [for sex] and proceeds
to fill out her profile... <br><br>
"Mmmm", she wonders, "What should I use
for picture"? < <br><br>
She stands up, runs to her bedroom , finding her digital
camera, carefully ...
1 Comments, 75 Views,
20 Votes
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sale 4/12/2018
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores
on President's Day? <br><br>
A: All pants half off.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
5 Votes
,4.45 Score
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good ole days!! 4/12/2018
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down
to the docks once more for old time's sake. He hires
a and takes her up to the room. He's going
at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, "How
am I doing?" <br><br> The says, "Well, sailor, you're
doing about knots." <br><br> "How's that?" he asks. ...
1 Comments, 47 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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...... and then the fight started... 4/12/2018
A guy is watching TV when his wife walks in and asks what's
on the TV? The guy says "Dust!" ..... and then
the fight started. <br><br>
A wife was hinting about what she wanted for her upcoming
anniversary. She Said, "I want something shiny
that goes from 0 - 180 in about 3 seconds." So, I bought
her a new a new bathroom ale. ...and then the fight started. ...
1 Comments, 32 Views,
8 Votes
,3.48 Score
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sanity 4/11/2018
A mad man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side.
He sat down beside him and asked: “Why are u crying?"
The other replied: “I put a cube of in this
river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!" The mad
man blew up with laughter and said: "You!
You are really very mad! Did you stir it?" ...
1 Comments, 26 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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AT THE HOSPITAL 4/10/2018
How to you find the head nurse?............................................................................................................................................................................................Look
for the one with dirty knees....
1 Comments, 16 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Random post don’t read 4/4/2018
Rabble babble hctvdhdd. Tvthg fr h h g e h f g g h he g hhh g
1 Comments, 17 Views,
11 Votes
,1.30 Score
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Joke 4/2/2018
Q. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? <br><br>
A. Because he just couldn't see himself doing it.
1 Comments, 20 Views,
13 Votes
,1.30 Score
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guess the jokes!!! 3/31/2018
whats worse than finding a worm in ur apple?  amp; Finding a snake!!! <br><br>
who was the roundest knight at the banquet? Sir "CUM"frence !!! <br><br>
working for a drogon is cool! unless... u get Fired!!! what did round tess say to larger tickles? <br><br>
we are a giant tesstickles... (testicals)
1 Comments, 24 Views,
15 Votes
,1.45 Score
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mike 3/29/2018
Little mike was sitting on a park bench munching away from a big box of chocolates. <br><br>
<br><br>
An older man, sitting on the bench across the way, says "Y'know,
, if you keep eating those chocolates that way you're
going to get fat, and acne, and bad teeth". <br><br>
<br><br>
Little mike says "Y'know, sir, my ...
2 Comments, 58 Views,
7 Votes
,3.04 Score
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Heaven 3/21/2018
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking,
drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven.
<br><br>
The woman said she would try her best. God visited the woman
a week later to see how she was getting on. <br><br>
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given
up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff
out of the ...
5 Comments, 118 Views,
27 Votes
,5.03 Score
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Tell if she's a Virgin 3/19/2018
A fellow talking to his friend says, "How can I tell
if my girl is a virgin?" <br><br>
Friend tells him, "You have to wait till your wedding
night, you show it to her and ask what it is. If she calls it
a penis, she's a virgin. If she says it's a cock,
she's been around." <br><br>
So the guy gets married, and in the hotel room he flips it ...
7 Comments, 152 Views,
32 Votes
,5.68 Score
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Turkey Tattoo 3/19/2018
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor, and asks for a turkey
on her right inner thigh and a Christmas Tree on her left
inner thigh. <br><br>
The tattoo guy looks at her and says, "If you don't
mind me asking, why do you want those tattoos in those spots?"
<br><br>
The woman looks at him and replies, "My husband is
always complaining he has nothing to eat ...
5 Comments, 71 Views,
19 Votes
,4.18 Score
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breast 3/18/2018
how much calcium is there in woman's breasts? <br><br>
answer: its enough to help a man's boneless thing stand
up!!!
1 Comments, 13 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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Jokes 3/12/2018
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging? Take away its credit card!!
1 Comments, 19 Views,
16 Votes
,1.80 Score
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Funny joke 3/11/2018
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the
pig I've been fucking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
2 Comments, 30 Views,
18 Votes
,2.58 Score
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Frenchman, Italian and Irishman 3/11/2018
Sitting around a table in the pub the Italian says. You know
what, when I make love to my wife and she climaxes she raises
her body one foot off the bed. The Frenchman says, thats
nothing when I make love to my girlfriend and she orgasms
her body rises three feet off the bed. Scratching his head
the Irishman says thats nothing, when I finish making love
to my wife I wipe my dick on the curtains ...
1 Comments, 55 Views,
16 Votes
,3.42 Score
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Couple swap 3/7/2018
John and Ted went away for the weekend with their wives.
After a night of partying, John and Ted diuss swapping
wives for the night. John really liked the idea because
his wife was on her period. They agree to it and decide they
will tell each other it the next morning how it went by tapping
their spoon on their cup for each time they have sex <br><br>
At breakfast the next day, John ...
1 Comments, 78 Views,
13 Votes
,2.14 Score
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Lol 3/2/2018
Why don't you give Elsa balloons? <br><br>
She will "let em go"
1 Comments, 25 Views,
12 Votes
,2.80 Score
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