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fun is good 8/28/2019
Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers;
here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some
night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente,
France, last year. <br><br>
Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces,
'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't
spoken to me in eighteen months.' ...
4 Comments, 98 Views,
57 Votes
,2.56 Score
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Blind Date 8/24/2019
I had a blind date once. A friend of mine asked take
his g/f's sister. I agreed. So I went her place
get her. When she opened the door she was 5ft tall and weighed
about 350lbs. I thought okay. So we went a nice restaurant.
After sitting down she looked at the menu intently. I thought
okay. Then she said can I pick what I want. I said sure. She
ordered 3 complete meals. The waiter ...
6 Comments, 122 Views,
54 Votes
,3.35 Score
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Sense of humor 8/17/2019
relationships where both individuals don’t have a good
sense of humor never seem work. Understand you have
take you relationship serious but making each other laugh
and smile helps build and sustain a good relationship.
4 Comments, 43 Views,
26 Votes
,3.35 Score
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booty 8/7/2019
o booty how I chase thee I only did this for my points yee I don't want to trespass I just want to fuck that ass good people i love you with that said throu
1 Comments, 30 Views,
25 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Peter at the gate. 6/21/2019
comes to gates of Heaven telling Peter about her
husband and their yard, Peter tells her you didn't
need a man , you needed a bull , you are a milking cow.
3 Comments, 67 Views,
35 Votes
,2.01 Score
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Loosen up 6/10/2019
Getting ready for a meet...loosen up. Remember your here
for fun. Although keeping our nerves in check is not easy.
So lighten up and have the most fun imaginable.
14 Comments, 138 Views,
86 Votes
,5.03 Score
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I like 5/29/2019
I like to do it in public places, but of morbid people ho
like to look, to me as you can see in my photos, I love it...
7 Comments, 74 Views,
22 Votes
,1.57 Score
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Panty hose 5/16/2019
So I ducked this woman I met. See told me discrete, and she
really wanted it bad. Great i hit it hard, and fast, done
in record time. Then she tell me she was a virgin. I say, if
I knew you were a virgin, I would have taken my time with you.
She says, if I knew you were going to take your time, I would
have taken my panty hose off.
1 Comments, 56 Views,
36 Votes
,2.89 Score
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anyone ever... 5/4/2019
slap a girls ass while your 69ing and then get the weird feeling
like a you just disturbed a bunch of poop particles that
are now falling down onto your face...probably not but
I swear i've felt dusting before and it really pulls
you out of the moment and makes you hesitant to slap that
ass again...
5 Comments, 59 Views,
42 Votes
,0.93 Score
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points 4/27/2019
points points points points points
1 Comments, 16 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score
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Said "No Thank You" 4/8/2019
One night, drinking at my friends, I decided to invite a
girl friend over to partake. As the night went on, and her
drooling over me, things started to die down and get quiet.
Just as the room got silent, my girl friend leaned over and
yelled "LET'S FUCK". Me being shy, politely
said "No thank you". The next week, the same
girl friend called me up and asked me if I would ...
5 Comments, 121 Views,
49 Votes
,3.57 Score
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What's the funniest thing that's happened to you during sex? 4/7/2019
I once broke the bed right before climax.. went right through
it!
3 Comments, 70 Views,
38 Votes
,3.24 Score
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Points 2/17/2019
Just here for the points
12 Comments, 88 Views,
57 Votes
,4.96 Score
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discreet? 2/5/2019
funny when you meet someone, they say discreet, and then
get naked? mmmmmm
1 Comments, 32 Views,
23 Votes
,2.31 Score
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mothers 1/9/2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
6 Comments, 130 Views,
49 Votes
,3.43 Score
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mothers 1/9/2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
5 Comments, 78 Views,
37 Votes
,2.81 Score
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meet you in heaven 1/9/2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
4 Comments, 83 Views,
31 Votes
,3.53 Score
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meet you in heaven 1/9/2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
23 Votes
,3.60 Score
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sex 1/6/2019
https://www.healthywomen.org/content/article/understanding-your-sex-drive-when-one-you-wants-it-more?context=healthcenter/60&context_title=60&context_description=
1 Comments, 31 Views,
20 Votes
,0.70 Score
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this story to make you laugh 12/29/2018
a lady goes to a restaurant , the waiter comes , and says ,
can I offer you a beer , she says no no. some wine ? no no , Whisky
?? no no. The waiter says , why ? does it make your legs tremble
? she says , they make me open them
1 Comments, 13 Views,
5 Votes
,3.80 Score
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In a perfect world 11/27/2018
Orgies!
3 Comments, 45 Views,
34 Votes
,2.07 Score
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the funniest thing you ever had happen while playing with a partner 11/21/2018
I would be interested in hearing from others as to the funniest
thing that has ever happened ..... in the moment..
6 Comments, 82 Views,
36 Votes
,3.76 Score
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wtf 10/5/2018
for fun or not
4 Comments, 60 Views,
44 Votes
,3.46 Score
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Joke about each other 8/25/2018
I like to joke about each other and call each other names
but be very respectful and also know your limit
3 Comments, 27 Views,
16 Votes
,4.16 Score
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WOW won't believe this. 7/12/2018
Well I was married to a redheaded German, Irish, Indian
gal for over ten years. If I could write a book about those
years not sure how to put the book on the stands. Fact, fiction,
or your not going to believe this shit. The sex life I really
miss but if your old enough to remember the 16 ounce Pepsi
glass bottles that came in 8 packs I think she could hit a
fly off a fence post at about 50 yards ...
3 Comments, 107 Views,
58 Votes
,3.04 Score
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Relationship Clichés: What They Really Mean 7/5/2018
 Regardless of who you date, no matter how long the relationship
lasts; chances are you’ll hear some (if not all) of these
favorites. Here’s what they really mean. <br><br>
“Sometimes the person you want the most is the person
you are best without.” I like you but we DO NOT get along. <br><br>
“Everything is going to be OK. Maybe not now or ...
13 Comments, 196 Views,
96 Votes
,5.15 Score
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I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man looking for a real friend if u like call 5/4/2018
I am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata do job a very simple man
looking for a real friend if u like call me 9734 eight 52353I
am 52 years Bengali from kolkata ...
0 Comments, 51 Views,
41 Votes
,1.28 Score
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Finishing First 5/2/2018
Who thinks that laughing should be part of sex? If you finish
first, why not clap your hands, cheer and say first  !
There is always room and time for a second round!
8 Comments, 64 Views,
38 Votes
,3.65 Score
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seriously ,that is considered bisexual ? I am wondering. 4/18/2018
Bisexual seems like a simple term that is easy to understand.
But , is it really that simple to declare some a bisexual?
Does having participated in a 3 way with another of the same
sex make some a bisexual? Does intimate contact with the
same sex define the sexuality , or is it the intent of the parties involved. I get a lot of men that want to give
oral sex, but If I accept , am I now a ...
8 Comments, 126 Views,
43 Votes
,4.22 Score
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Chewing (Dick) Gum 4/11/2018
I was very young at that time, still in my teens. I was dating
a girl and we agreed to a blowjob before moving onto actual
sex. She was giving me a nice head and I was enjoying thoroughly
as this was the first time I was receiving . She, at the
same time was chewing a gum. When she took out my dick from
her mouth there was this white substance on its head. She
was feeling apologetic that she had ...
4 Comments, 110 Views,
52 Votes
,3.35 Score
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