“The One Piece of Advice I’d Give”
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Posted:Jan 19, 2015 5:49 am
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This post is part of humorguaranteed Blogging Symposium series. This week's topic was chosen here The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic.
First off, I'm not sure I'm even capable of giving just ONE piece of advice! LOL This topic is vague as well. Advice about WHAT? Life? Sex? Realtionships? Cooking? I voted for one of the other topics but as always, I bet on the wrong . That in itself could be a piece of adivce eh? 
OK, I'll give it a shot. One piece of advice eh? Here it is.
Always be true to yourself.
Changing who and what you are for someone else or because of someone else NEVER ever works my friends. Of course, this piece of advice carries a very heavy burden. You HAVE to know yourself first before you can be true to yourself.
Knowing yourself takes a lot of work and if nothing else, honesty. You HAVE to be able to look at yourself in the proverbial mirror and not only see what is there but accept it as well.
I do think that the older you get the 'easier' this becomes but I also know that is not true in all circumstances. I know plenty of 'young' people who are perfectly in touch with and accepting of exactly who and what they are while I also know older folks who have never and probably never will come to grips with this so called simple thing.
The old adage that a Zebra can't change it's stripes comes to mind.
For example: I KNOW I'm an oversexed, lech who does in fact look at all humans basically as sex partners in one way or the other. (Well, all over 18 humans) I also know that I am totally open about it and this will sometimes cause problems.
I also know that I am able to talk to just about anybody about anything and love doing so. I AM a total people person and this too will sometimes cause problems.
I am both a voyeur and an exhibitionist and again, this does cause problems at times.
I could go on and on and ON but you get the idea.
So back to the topic at hand. Knowing AND being true to yourself is my piece of advice. If you can do both, you will be a LOT happier, you will be more confident and you will be more sexually attractive to others. Lots more  -tm
p.s. Just a side note, I think humorguaranteed is the BEST writer out here in American Sex Dates blog land period, hands down. I WISH on my best day, I could write as well and as eloquently as he does. Please go over and check him out, you will not be disappointed.
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I love getting a B/J...
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Posted:Jan 23, 2015 3:53 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2017 7:13 am
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Like most guys, I LOVE having my dick sucked on. I say most guys because there are a few dudes out there who, believe it or not, don't enjoy this activity. I've never quite understood that but hey, to each his/her own right?
Leaving aside the dom/sub spect for a mintue, I got to thinking what about a B/J I like so much?
It's actually quite easy, they FEEL GOOD! 
Having someone wrap their warm, wet mouth aruond your dick, flicking their tongue over that 'special' place.... well sex really doesn't get much better or simpler.
Is getting a B/J a selfish act? Well, like anything sexual, it CAN be.. It all depeneds upon the circumstances and how the people are interacting with each other.
Aside from some guys, I don't ever recall getting a B/J from a girl where I didn't reciprocate in some way, either before, during or after.
There's an interesting question: do guys suck dick differently then girls? Well the answer is sometimes yes and sometimes no. Better? Again it depends on the person totally. Shoot, a mouth is a mouth whether it's male or female IMHO, it all really depends upon the persons willingness and 'love' of sucking if you will.
You can tell righ off the bat if the person 'down there' is truly into it or just going through the motiions and as in most things sexual, it makes ALL the difference.
I think that next to fucking, a B/J is just about the most wonderful thing in the world to get.
Today is my birthday, anybody wanna come over and give me a birthday B/J?? -tm
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I'm curious.....
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Posted:Jan 18, 2015 4:41 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2015 3:25 am
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This question is for the women who read this blog: How long or what is the longest time that some guy has spent orally pleasing you? Pleae, doen't just say "not long enough" or "way too long"... Be specific please.
I'm asking you girls this because I KNOW you will give me a honest answer. Asking guys this type of question is always akin to asking them how big their dick is. LOL
Thanks in advance and after I get enough answers, I'll tell you WHY I'm asking this question..... -tm
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What gets YOU going?
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Posted:Jan 17, 2015 3:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2015 3:34 am
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Sexually I mean.. What gets you 'going'. Revs your engine, gets you hard, makes you wet..... I can go on but I think you get the idea.
Aside from ALL the other physical things that I've written about WAY to many times now, the number one thing for me is simple....
Intelligence.
I truly love Merriam-Websters definition:
"the ability to learn or understand things or to deal with new or difficult situations"
Perfect description IMHO..
The only thing I'd add is the word 'open' in there somewhere. As in to be open to, to learn ...... yep, that gets it for me!
To be sure, there are other traits I dearly love in people but it ALL starts with intelligence.
Now intelligence comes in many 'flavors' mind you best summed up I guess in street smarts versus book smarts.
It's somewhat rare when I find someone who possesses both but my friend 'Lori' certainly does, in spades and it's that intelligence that not only drew me initially but has kept me coming back for more, for years now.
Well that and I'd NEVER seen a person have sex for over 36 hous straight before.
For me it works for guys as well. My best guy friend 'Tom' is wicked smart.
I love having LONG conversations with both of them. I say conversations but really, they mostly start off as arguments that then TURN into conversations.. LOL
And there's NOTHING that turns Ol Tazzerman on more than a GOOD argument!
What revs YOUR engine??
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Funny sex stories
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Posted:Jan 10, 2015 4:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2015 3:16 am
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I'm not sure if I've ever shared this one with you folks. If I have I apologize, if not enjoy:
As most of you know I have a girlfriend named 'Lori' who also happens to be my best friend and well, she's a bit wild and crazy, to say the least LOL She's also married to 'Alice' and she does in fact focus most of her actual sexual attention on women so I feel lucky and blessed that she still has fun with me if you know what I mean.
Again, as most of you know, Lori has the most incredible size 10 feet around. I just LOVE them flippers of hers and whats really cool is the fact that she truly LOVES my fetish for them. One night a few years ago, we were laying around not really doing much other than talking, listening to some music etc when I started to play with her feet. It didn't take long before my hard cock was out and those magnificent feet of hers where wrapped around it and she was doing 'her thing' to me something fierce.
Unfortunately, things were a bit 'dry' so I grabbed some nearby lotion and squirted it all over us. That worked for a bit but then things got a bit too dry agian. She grabbed another bottle of some sort of lotion, covered us in it and on we went. This went on and on for a while until FINALLY Ol Mr Drippy let loose a fairly large load of some nice thick cum all over her feet.
Now one of the really cool things about Lori is the fact that she LOVES having her feet covered in cum and when it happens, she doesn't just stop the proceedings.. Oh no my friends, she keeps going, working that cum all over with her toes etc.
Well in this instance, the combination of all those different lotions, lubes and my cum turned into some sort of SUPER fucking glue! It was some SERIOUSE stuff to the point where her one foot and toes was quite literally clued to my dick!!
Everytime she tried to pull her foot off it seems like a good junk of skin was going to cum off with it. It was QUITE painful. FInally, a friend of ours who lived in the house, came by wondering what all the comotion was about and found us laying on the bed with her foot quite litearlly glued to my dick! HE thought it was funny and of course, after the jokes and laughs etc, he finally got us a wash cloth with some soapy water and after what seemed lik an eternity, we were finally able to separate foot from dick!
To this day Lori and I laugh about it and wonder if in fact we had discovered a new super-glue! Unfortunately, we don't have the receipe for it!
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Here's another one from WAY back 'in the day'. I was a junior in High School and I had a LOVELY girlfriend who we'll call 'Karen'. Karen was gorgeous and when we met, she was a virgin to boot! That of course didn't last long and of course being 16-17 years old, finding a place for us to play, aside from the backseat of my car, was always a challenge.
One day my parents tell me that they're going on vactation for like 2 WEEKS in Alcapulco and they were leaving me and my sister at home, alone. Sure we could call the neighbor if we needed anything but they were more than happy and confident in leaving us there by ourselves. The fools!
It was about a week into their vacation and my sister finally informed me that she was going to spend the night over at her boyfriends house. I JUMPED on it and invited Karen over.. She told her mother some B/S story and I ended up picking her up and bringing her home to a totally empty house.
To make a long story short, we ended up in the guest bedroom, fucking on the big king sized bed. She was ontop of me, riding my cock like a major pro. Moaning and screaming as she tried her damndest to grind me into dust when all of the sudden, the door opened up and light came on!
There were my parents, standing in the doorway. My mom in front and my dad in back looking over her shoulder with a totally shit-assing grin on his face.
Karen LEAPT from my dick and the bed and dove into the closet which was full and afforded her virtually NO cover.
My mom gave me the 'young man, what's going on here' thing like she didn't know eh? My dad stood there, after getting a full view of Karen, still smiling. LOL
My mom ordered us to get dressed NOW which we did and we met her full force in the kitchen (Damn I was trying to myself and Karen out of there without this meetup)
Actually my mom was a LOT more subdued than I expected. It MIGHT have been the fact that both of them were suffering from some severe form of dissentatry which is why they cut their vacation short or maybe it was just yet another in a long line of 'stuff' I'd been caught doing and she was kind of used to it but anyway, she wasn't yelling and really the ONLY thing she was concerned about was the fact that we were NOT using a condom!
We got a good lecture about STDS, pregnancy etc etc and then she told me to drive Karen home. THe worlds were not even totally out of her mouth before the two of us where out the door and in my car!
I was surprised at the totall lack of a lecture, yelling and screaming and any kind of punishment when I got home. I did get the fact that they were both disappointed in me, well at least my mom was, dad seemed to be a bit impressed IMHO and again, I got a strong lecture about using a condom and well, that was it! Not another word was ever spoken about it!
Do you have any funny stories to share?? -tm
p.s. The tooties above do in fact belong to Lori. I just LOVE those size 10 flippers and Monkey Toes of hers
Here's a bonus pic of those luscious tooties of hers. It's one of my fave pics!
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What the hell, yet another post about shemales
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Posted:Jan 2, 2015 3:44 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2017 7:16 am
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I can't help it! I'm obsessed I tell ya, Totally obsessed and completely turned on by good looking T-girls. As I've said many many many times on this very blog, T-girls represent the best of all worlds for me. Espeicaly very fem ones with cute little feet
I'm not really into cross-dressers but give me a true shemale and well I'm one VERY happy man indeed.
I've been blessed to be able to call a few gorgeous gurls my friends and lovers and I can't tell you how much I cherish them and enjoy their company not only in bed but out and about as well. I LOVE going to one of the better drag shows around town with my friend 'Janie' and there's nothing more fun then taking her out for drinks and shopping. OMG is she a hoot to be with no matter what the situation.
Do I mind if people look at ME wierd? Hell no! As I've said here before many times, I'm very open about my own bisexuality and while I don't wear a sign or anything, I certainly don't try and hide it.
I've also seen the kind of things a gurl can be subjected to while being out on the town and it makes me both mad as hell and sick that people would treat other people that way.
Janie typically will NOT go out by herself and rightly so... Even to a drag club mind you and I don't blame her. She does feel a whole lot safer being with me and I'm MORE than happy to afford her that 'protection' if you will.
Like I said, shopping with her is a hoot especially when the clerks get into it and as I'm sure you can imagine, taking my gurl for a pedicure is .... well SHWING! LOL My nail guy (doesn't everyone have one of those?) is a very nice Asian guy who really does a GOOD job. The first time I took Janie to him he was a little freaked out but he got over that quickly and now he doesn't blink an eye. She's just one of the girls.
We have a lovely bistro that we love to go to that she actually turned me on to which is surprising because I thought I knew of every cool little bistro in town. Nope.
Janie loves to tease me with those incredible, sexy, tasty little gurl freet of hers and I have no doubt that one of these days she's gonna end up giving me a full-blown footjob in some public place. She's damn near done it already. LOL
She's a 'giggler' for sure and well, we always have a great time but you know, after all that, the thing I love about her the most is her smile. She has a smile that just plain lights up a room and it just melts my heart whenever it's aimed my way.
Of course she knows this fact -tm
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Combinations
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Posted:Jan 1, 2015 4:35 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2015 4:22 am
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I LOVE combinations. What do I mean by that? Well the 'classic' for ol Tazzerman is a nice big, hard cock along with a gorgeous pair of feet. Oh yeah. As I'm sure you folks can imagine, that's one of my fave combos
Of course, me being me, a nice, sexy pair of feet in combo with just about anything is a huge turn on....
I guess the same can be said about cocks. Aside from a foot/cock combo, I love a pussy/cock combo as well. Mmmmmm slurping on a lovely pussy/clit while my buddy is sliding his dick in/out.... well sex just doesn't get any better IMHO..
But there are others. Now I'm not a huge boob guy. Don't get me wrong, I love female breasts a lot but they're not he end all, be all of sex for me like they are with some guys but, that being said, I do love a combo of boobs stuffed into my face at once. 2-3 girls, all smooshing their tits into my mouth at once is a whole lot of fun folks.. Trust me on this..
Slurping on two pussies at once is a hoot as well. Having two women, one on top of the other, putting their soaking wet pussies at my oral disposal at once is extremely boner inducing to say the least. Get em in the right position and you can slurp on both clits at ONCE! ... Not there's a combo eh?
Of course, if two pussies are fun, two cocks are as well. I love the whole act of 'Frotage' but I really like slurping on 2-3 cocks at once. Two is usually more than enough. It's difficult to get that third one in my mouth LOL
I love other types of combos as well. One of my favorites is my Magic Wand and any one of my dildos. That combination coupled with my own skill and experience is guarenteed to get just about any female off, multiple times and very very hard...
As I've often said, I could get a dead person to cum using that MW and a dildo....
Sex and food
Sex and lots and lots of people
Sex and bathtime fun
Sex and the beach
Sex and public places
Sex and bondage
Sex and photography
Sex and boating
Sex and flying
Sex and driving/automobiles
Sex and music
Sex and the weather
Sex and well..... anything in my book.
What are YOUR favorite combinations? -tm
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Closed or open?
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Posted:Dec 27, 2014 4:14 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2014 9:29 am
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I love open minded people. People who are willing to try new things, willing to expand their horizons, to look at things differently, to stretch their own boundries. There is almost no greater turn on for Ol Tazzerman. An open mind is even sexier than a killer pair of feet IMHO
OK, its right UP there with a killer/sexy pair of feet.... LOL
Closedmindedness (is that really a word?) is a HUGE turn off. I just don't get it. People who are unwilling to try something new or worse, judgemental people who 'look down' at others who are, absolutely infuriate me no end.
I've spent the better part of 40+ years getting to this point in my life and now that I'm here, the last thing in the world I want to do is go back.
I am NOT a lights off, under the covers, same ol same ol sex type of guy. Never was, never will be. I WANT the lights on. Spotlights would be even better and an audience.... well I am a natural ham.. I want to push the boundries, explore new things, indulge, embrace and .... well what ya got? I'm in!!
I'm proud of my own bisexuality. I embrace it and love every aspect of it. Some folks don't 'get it' and well, that's their problem, not mine..
I'm also an Aquarian so I come by my own willingness to embrace new things honestly I guess. LOL
Anyway, thanks for letting me vent and rant just a little bit. Viva la Differance!!
-tm
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GIrl on girl
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Posted:Dec 26, 2014 5:01 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2015 3:20 am
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I've made no secret of the fact that I am bisexual. Actually, I see myself as being more pansexual than anything else but that's a whole different story. I meniton this becuase I LOVE bisexual people and none moreso than bisexual women.
I've been blessed over the years in having girlfriends who were bisexual and who enjoyed sharing their bisexuality with me. Hell, when I lived in FLA my best friend was a bisexual girl named 'Trish the Dish'.
Actually, she was much more lesbian than bisexual but luckily for moi, she shared her incredible self with me from time to time. She didn't get the name for nothing folks
I find girl on girl sex incredibly erotic and quite the turn on for a NUMBER of reasons.
First off I love women so it only stands to reason that two women 'gettin it on' would be a turn on right? Besides that, women tend to have sex with other women in uniquely female ways and well, I LOVE that aspect of things not to mention the fact that I personally have learned quite a bit about HOW to sexually pleasure a woman FROM other women. It stands to reason right?
I love 3-ways and of course a MFF 3-way is just so much fun when both women are into each other and bisexual.
Women can be SO brutal to other women. I've seen this first hand more than once and have always been amazed at what one women can and often will do to another.
I've watched my friend 'Lori' just absolutely destroy another womans pussy and ass with a huge dildo.
Of course and again, me being me, there's nothing I like more than women who enjoy foot sex as much as I do. I LOVE watching lesbian foot sex videos! I also noticed that women tend to lick and suck feet and toes very simlar to how ol Tazzerman does it. I'm not sure if they learned from me or the other way around LOL
I guess the biggest turn on about biseual women is the fact that they'e typically so open and adventurous! I just LOVE that aspect and well, it matches my own personality so why would I right?
So it's now question time: are you a female and are you bisexual? If so, why? What do YOU Like about it? What do you like about women in general? Obvisously men just ain't enough so what does having sex with women give you that having sex with men doesn'??
Merry Chirstmas to all -tm
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Happy Winter Solstice!
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Posted:Dec 21, 2014 6:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2014 4:09 am
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The Winter Solstice officially occurs here in Indy tonight at 6:03pm.
Happy Solstice to ALL!!
While tonight is the deepest, darkest of them all keep in mind it ONLY gets better from here! Luckily we haven't really had any snow, yet but if history is any indicator, we're due come Januarly that's for sure.
So, hange in there, the days are getting long and spring isn't that far away!! -tm
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Ooooh that smell......
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Posted:Dec 21, 2014 5:50 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2014 3:12 am
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Smell is yet another topic that is not touched on much around here, which plays a HUGE part in our attraction to others now doesn't it? If you can't stand the way a person smells, chances are you're not going to have sex with that person now are you? The converse of that is true also, if you LOVE the way a person smells..... well that can go a LONG way to having sex now can't it?
Pure body smell is one thing but then we go futher and slap on all manner of manufactured odors that according to their adverts are designed to attact the opposite sex. There's an entire industry built up around this fact.
For the record, Chanel #5 drives ol Tazzerman crazy
Of course we ALL know that there is such a thing as TOO MUCH especially when it comes to perfume and/or cologne. I was sitting at my local Starb$$Ks one day, a woman walked in and I could smell her cheap perfume as soon as she walked in. The futher into the store she came the stronger the odor got. She waited in line then went back to the bathroom and finally left. Her odor lingered, gagging not only me but just about everybody there for a good half hour after she left.
She wsa the poster for WAY to much my friends. What pisses me off is the fact that she can legally walk into a place like that, gas us all but I have to stand eight feet plus outside of the door in order to smoke a ciggie-butt. Life is NOT fair!
What about just plain ol natural body odors? I know I have met people who's B/O just absolutely gagged me while others.... well sweet ambrosia comes to mind. I find the differences amazing..
Talk about a subjective topid eh? One persons heaven is another persons hell..
Of course when you get down to our genitalia, all bets are off eh? Of coure hygene plays a huge part there now doesn't it? Health also. As I'm sure a LOT of you know, going down on a yeast-infected pussy just isn't the most pleasurable experience around. The same can be said for a guy who never washes his dick, balls or ass eh?
YUCCCCKKKKK!
Ol Tazzerman loves clean and fresh, how about you?? -tm
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Hands down.....
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Posted:Dec 20, 2014 3:47 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2014 2:52 am
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We very rarely talk about hands in a sexual context and that's a shame because IMHO our hands are really our number one sexual 'tool'..
Almost everything we do sexually involves our hands in some way or the other. Whether iits a soft caress, a squeeze, a stroke or even a slap, our hands usually lead the way.
Small gestures like holding hands can be so profound, sexy and intimate can't they?
Knowing how to use our hands and fingers truly can separate a good lover from one who's not so good. I know I've seen some seriously ham-handed folks 'at work' and it's almost painful to see them in 'action'.
I have abused my own hands over the past 56 years and they show it. I have very large, very strong hands that carry the marks and scars of years and years of use. Even through all of that, my hands and fingers still remain VERY senstiive and capable of the utmost in tenderness.
My hands are the single most important outlet for amost all of my creative entergies. and while very rough, covered in callouses and strong, they're also capable of playing guitar, drawing/painting and driving a person crazy with sexual lust and passion.
Being a huge foot feitsh i"m also naturally drawn to hands, specifically female ones.. There is so much that hands and feet have in common in my book and well, hands turn me on almost every bit as much as feet do.
There's nothing like the feeling of a nice, soft pair of hands wrapped around my hard cock. I love the look of a lovely pair of female hands and yes I DO notice. I also notice a good manicure and well... you get the point
So, do you share in my assessement about how important hands are in our world, especially in regards to sex? How do you like YOUR hands? -tm
p.s. To win something hands down (1867) is from racing, from a jockey's gesture of letting the reins go loose in an easy victory.
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The gangbang that never was.. well kinda....
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Posted:Dec 14, 2014 5:26 am
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2014 4:24 am
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Years ago I had promised my good friend 'Penelope' that I'd put on a gangbang just for her. She knew I had a lot of experience doing this type of thing and of course she trusted me and she knew she would be quite safe plus, well she's just always wanted to be the cetner of a full on gangbang...
Sooooo... even though it was kind of quick notice, I got everything together, sent out invites and my standard 'Rules' and had had roughly 10 guys lined up and raring to go.
Now if you've read my blog you KNOW that you need at least 5 guys to have an official gangbang AND in order to get that many guys togehter at one time, you need to invite roughtly twice as man, hence the 10 guys.
The night of the gangbang arrived and so did Penelope, right one time as schedule, roughly and hour and half or so ahead of time. I like the girls to get comfortable and well I'm CERTAINLY not oppossed to helping to get get them warmed up if you will LOL
My friend 'Lor' had called earlier and was bored and looking for something to do so I had invited her to join us. (With Penelope's approval of course) Back n those days Lori loved a good gangbang and well, she could be quite useful acting as a fluffer and just helping out where she could.
So Penelope and Lori and I are sitting there around my kitchen table as the time came and went for the GB to start and nobody shows up. Not a single fucking guy comes knocking on the door! I could NOT believe it! Here was one seriously sexy woman more than willing to open herself up totally and... well you get the idea.
Anyway, it was about 1/2 hour or 45 mins after the start time and the phone rings. Its my old friend 'Lisa' and she's bored, wanting to know if anything is going on. I tell her about the gangbang that isn't and that we're all just sitting around and she says fine, she'll be over in about 10 mins. Sure enough, 10 mins later the door bell rings and it's Lisa.. She joins us in the kitchen as we're sitting around talking about what total wankers most guys really are when the door bell rings again!
I get up and answer it and standing there is this very young , maybe 22-23 years old with a rather sheepish look on his face. I rememered him from his email and I'm thinking to myself, really? THIS is the only guy who actually shows up?
We'll call him 'Rick'. As I lead him back to the kitchen I notice that the boy is very cute with a scrumpteous looking little butt and .... well.... we'll get to that in a bit.
As we enter the kitchen I notice the look on the three girls faces and I'm thinking She-wolves in heat.. They obviously thought he was very cute as welll and I swear I saw both Lori and Lisa lick their lips as he sat down with us.
We start some getting to know ya chit-chat and it turns out that he JUST moved here to the states from Taiwan. He's not Asian himself but he'd spent the better part of his young life growing up there. This was in face his first trip to the states.
Meanwhile Lori and Lisa started to fonde each others boobs. Now keep in mind, both girls are rather LARGE in the boob department. Lisa finally whips her enormouse breasts out, points them at Rick and asks him if he'd ever seen anything like that in Taiwan?
This was the boys FIRST OMG moment of the evening. There were going to be MORE.
His eyes where the size of saucers as first Lisa and then Lori unleashed their massive mammaries and started to suckle and squeese them and each others right in front of the poor boy. Penelope, not to be outdone, took off her top and jiggled her cute little tits around in a MOST playful way. While she doesn't have large breasts she does have HUGE nipples which at that moment were rock hard and just crying out for someone to suck on them. I urged the young Mr. Rich on and he tentatively kissed, licked and then started to suck on Penelopes nips like a newborn baby
At this point I suggested that we all would be a lot more comfortable back in the bedroom. Lori, Penelope and Lisa all basically got up and started to walk back, shedding their clothes as they went. Rick and I entered the bedroom to find all three girls naked, laying on my huge oversized king sized bed.
This was his second OMG moment..
I stripped off my clothes and jumped in the middle of that giggling , laughing pile of naked female flesh. This was NOT Ol Tazzerman's rodeo folks
RIck stood there with a look on his face that I just can't quite describe. I finally told him to take off his clothes and join us. He was so cute as he slowly removed his shoes, socks, then his shirt and his pants. Folding each carefully and putting them on the chair in the corner. He finally dropped his boxers and well, it turned out that the young Mr. RIck was hung like a fucking Clydesdale!
Penelope and Lisa positively POUNCED on that massive hunk-o-manmeat!
This was his third OMG moment.
They both licked and sucked and gulped and stroked on that huge member as Lori and I watched before they finally pulled him onto the bed at which point I think it was Lisa who jumped on top of him and slid her pussy down on that giant dick.
This was his fourth OMG moment.
Meanwhile, Lori and I preceded to 'entertain' the lovely Ms. Penelope first with fingers, lips and tongues and then with the Magic Wand and my various didlos, gradually working up to the Donkey Dick. I bounced over and kind of played on the 'edges' of Lisa and Rick for a bit before she finally climbed off of him and laid back on bed obviously wanting a bit of face time from the boy.
He looked TOTALLY perplexed and it was at this point I realized that aside from that massive dick of his, he was cludeless so I took him under my wing and using the lovely and OH SO sopping wet Lisa as my training aid, I took the boy under my wing and showed him exactly how to please a woman both orally and with his fingers. I'd show him some techinques, he'd try it get it down then I'd show him some more until finally I felt he could fly solo.
It took him a little bit but finally he made Lisa cum and cum she did. She squirted and just COVERED the poor boy.
This was his fifth OMG moment!
Meanwhile Lori was fucking Penelope's poor pussy MERCILESSLY with that Donkey DIck dildo. I moved in and took over the Magic Wand and brough my young protoge with me and showed him how to use it. He caugh on quickly and before long, between the MW and Lori working that dildo in/out of Penelope's pussy, she started her unique orgasmic wave thing she does. She comes in mega-waves about 2-3 mins apart and once you get her going..... well she can go forever like that. Each orgasm getting bigger, louder and more intense until she finally exploded and yep, covered Mr. Rick again!
This was his sixth OMG moment. (Actually there was another one in there somewhere as he watch Lori just totally brutilize Penelope's pussy with that didlo. She LOVES it like that BTW)
Somewhere during the preceding Ol Tazzerman took a turn on RIcks massive memember and have a bit of sucking I was able to take him down to the short and curlies.
This was his seventh OMG moment. (A combo of the first time he'd ever had a guy suck his cock AND the first time he'd ever had anybody take him all the way down)
The rest of the evening was spent with all of us 'pouncing' on each other in various combinations until we ALL were quite literally spent.
We finally waved good bye to the young Mr. Rick sometime in the wee hours of the morning and Lori, Penelope, Lisa and I collapsed back in the bed for a much needed and deserved sleep!
So there ya have it. The GB that wasn't.... -tm
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