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The Easiest Way To Get Noticed In A Crowd๐Ÿ˜ถ... Is By Doing This...โ—  

Paulxx001 62M  
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2/18/2020 12:44 pm

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The Easiest Way To Get Noticed In A Crowd๐Ÿ˜ถ... Is By Doing This...โ—

Unfortunately... I knew that assembly, was going to be long and dull. Fortunately... I spied an empty seat next to Linda, my favorite co-worker. Strategically... she had carefully chosen a place, at the back. And y'all know what happens at the back of a large meeting hall with a bunch of bored sales reps, right?

We had all bustled into that carpeted auditorium and clamored for spots, like at a carnival. Linda waved her hand and motioned to me. Clutching my sealed coffee mug I weaved between shoulders and around elbows and finally, sank into the deep, cushioned chair, beside her. Linda was a seasoned sales pro (a few years younger than me), with an acerbic sense of humour and a quick wit. If I had a kryptonite, it would be funny people who could make me laugh - and she could. The lights dimmed. A hush fell over the hall...

She whispered into my ear. "Paul... quick guess - how many people in this room had sex over the weekend?"

Those managers probably hadn't. They strutted onto the stage with those expressionless gazes pasted on their faces - squinted into the bright lights - and then they posed. Yet, I had a feeling that sales, were up... and guess what? They were, although I could barely tell. As the figures flashed on a huge screen, I heard a gush of "Ahh"s and then, a murmur of "Ooh"s.

"They look average. What's so special about THAT number?" I nodded towards Linda while pointing.

"For me... it has to be at least, seven and a half, before I'll give it an 'Ooh'," she replied without blinking.

The program droned on until eventually it touched other items on the agenda. They announced - amidst much applause and many hoots and hollers from his friends - that Robert, was getting married next weekend.

Linda looked at me. "Well... THAT'S an expensive way to let everyone know that you're getting fucked on Saturday."

The guy sitting in front of us, overheard Linda's remark and laughed loudly. People turned to look at him. I covered my smile with my hands.

As they were about to declare the names of the winners - for a 'wild weekend of bungee jumping and tacos'- Linda leaned towards me and shared another thought.

"I'm NEVER going to bungee jump. I was born because of a broken rubber and I'm not going to fucking die the same way."

That guy in front of us, burst out laughing once again. He couldn't stop - as the whole auditorium turned and stared. Some people just can't keep it in. As for me? I was biting my lip real hard, as I thought...

"Are business meetings the most inappropriate places to start laughing, or is there another place worse?"
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... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 12:44 pm

Humour usually lightens up any situation... and you might have an edge to be noticed.
Unless, you're at a funeral.
I went to a funeral once... and... uhmmm... and... Never mind. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 12:45 pm

Have you ever met a person who just cracked you up ; regardless of where you were and in spite of your effort to stifle a smirk? ๐Ÿค”

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


author51 57F  
88392 posts
2/18/2020 1:55 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Have you ever met a person who just cracked you up ; regardless of where you were and in spite of your effort to stifle a smirk? ๐Ÿค”
God yes, and at a funeral....My Dad's actually, and me and my 4 older siblings started laughing while doing the eulogy..We could not stop and had the entire friends and family who came, laughing with us...What my Dad would have wanted...The most fun I have had at a funeral bar none.... What a send off and tribute to a man that made me laugh my entire life......

One can never have enough JOY in their life...


Tmptrzz 57F  
74952 posts
2/18/2020 2:29 pm

Linda sounds like a really fun lady, and who knew business meetings could be so much fun, sounds like one hell of a meeting ya'll had there. I hope your Tuesday is just as fun..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
2/18/2020 2:46 pm

While someone is singing karaoke.... My ex-husband and I were at the bar and I was a little trashed. I laugh a lot when I'm drinking... Apparently it was unnerving to the karaoke lady as she decided to come over to our table and ask why I was laughing.


superbjversion2 64F  
19094 posts
2/18/2020 3:33 pm

Sounds like Linda needs to work on her 'indoor' voice.

Laughing loudly in a library might not go over well. Or during a church service. Or any room that was totally silent - until you LOL'd.

Around here, my odds are good but the goods are odd


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 3:44 pm

    Quoting author51:
    God yes, and at a funeral....My Dad's actually, and me and my 4 older siblings started laughing while doing the eulogy..We could not stop and had the entire friends and family who came, laughing with us...What my Dad would have wanted...The most fun I have had at a funeral bar none.... What a send off and tribute to a man that made me laugh my entire life......
THAT.. was a great eulogy you offered. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘โค๏ธโ—
That's something everyone should leave in their will. Jokes and funny anecdotes ONLY! โ—โ—โ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 3:45 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Linda sounds like a really fun lady, and who knew business meetings could be so much fun, sounds like one hell of a meeting ya'll had there. I hope your Tuesday is just as fun..
Sales environments are like that. Totally irreverent. Hard core people with personalities that won't be contained.
I've seen worse... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I'll share other stories... โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 3:47 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    While someone is singing karaoke.... My ex-husband and I were at the bar and I was a little trashed. I laugh a lot when I'm drinking... Apparently it was unnerving to the karaoke lady as she decided to come over to our table and ask why I was laughing.
oh.. my... gosh... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
Oops... Yep. Some of those singers take themselves WAY too seriously.
So... ya had fun? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 3:51 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Sounds like Linda needs to work on her 'indoor' voice.

    Laughing loudly in a library might not go over well. Or during a church service. Or any room that was totally silent - until you LOL'd.
Nope. Not at all. It's not a doctor's office.
The people I've met in Sales are off the charts crazy and wild with uninhibited inner monologues. It's the nature of the beast.
My career in accounting was similar... except... they kept their mouths shut.
Sales? WE drove the company.
Could they fire ALL of us. We would gang up on management and let them know how we felt. โ—
I learned some refreshing habits. Why keep things in? ๐Ÿค”

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


secret_lade 45F
2469 posts
2/18/2020 6:34 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    oh.. my... gosh... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    Oops... Yep. Some of those singers take themselves WAY too seriously.
    So... ya had fun? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
Oh, she was way serious. I was having a good time, I told her she could join us if she wanted. There was another couple with us. She wrinkled up her nose and walked away.


Paulxx001 replies on 2/18/2020 6:40 pm:
cheers ๐Ÿฅ‚ โค๏ธ.
Ya don't wanna fight with a wanna be singer. โ—๐Ÿ‘

mc_justmc 59M  
5563 posts
2/18/2020 8:43 pm

I like this Linda, she sounds like a hoot. Once, while very stoned at a dinner at my parents house, I was leaning on my fork trying to carve off a bite of chicken when my fork slid across my plate shoveling my rice across the table. When I burst out laughing the jig was up, they knew I was high.


Soft5777 57F
64 posts
2/18/2020 8:46 pm

You definitely put a smile on my face.


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 11:07 pm

    Quoting  :

Linda speaks her mind. I have the feeling that you do as well. ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š
Never broke out laughing at the wrong time? ๐Ÿค” lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 11:11 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I like this Linda, she sounds like a hoot. Once, while very stoned at a dinner at my parents house, I was leaning on my fork trying to carve off a bite of chicken when my fork slid across my plate shoveling my rice across the table. When I burst out laughing the jig was up, they knew I was high.
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... sounds like a classic. Everyone has sliding rice problems, no? ๐Ÿค”
Linda says what I want to say... many times. You'd laugh ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I look forward to meetings when I get a chance to sit near her. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
If you work with someone like that, you know what I mean.

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/18/2020 11:16 pm

    Quoting Soft5777:
    You definitely put a smile on my face.
Happy to oblige. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š
A smile on your face? ๐Ÿค” There might be more than one way to do that. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


azriel1970 49M  
29021 posts
2/19/2020 5:11 am

OMG she is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!

Maybe one place more inappropriate would be a funeral but I have dark humor and would like to laugh more than cry at those kind of things. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/19/2020 5:41 am

    Quoting azriel1970:
    OMG she is freaking hilarious!!!!!!!

    Maybe one place more inappropriate would be a funeral but I have dark humor and would like to laugh more than cry at those kind of things. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜
She's my 'inner monologue' at work.๐Ÿ˜Š
I was a kid (one time) and I was at church. A friend and I started laughing. We couldn't stop.
Until my mother slapped me in the head. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ถโ—

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


scoupe42 56M  
8234 posts
2/19/2020 6:48 am

He must had thought of a funny joke! What he should had did was tell everyone the joke and then, maybe everyone would had laughed. Good blog!


sexyldy1000 59F  
4606 posts
2/19/2020 11:10 am

Most of the 'inappropriate' places to laugh have already been listed so I had to really think about this one. What came to mind is that I am often quite ticklish (especially around my rib cage) after a great partner-induced orgasm. Not sure why, maybe it's all nerve endings have been aroused and are still tingling. After it happened a couple of times, I realized better to give a warning that it might happen and was not a reflection on skills.

Stimulate my mind and the possibilities are endless.


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/19/2020 12:44 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    He must had thought of a funny joke! What he should had did was tell everyone the joke and then, maybe everyone would had laughed. Good blog!
THAT, might have been an interesting thing to do for that guy.
I don't think I'd have the guts... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/19/2020 2:01 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Most of the 'inappropriate' places to laugh have already been listed so I had to really think about this one. What came to mind is that I am often quite ticklish (especially around my rib cage) after a great partner-induced orgasm. Not sure why, maybe it's all nerve endings have been aroused and are still tingling. After it happened a couple of times, I realized better to give a warning that it might happen and was not a reflection on skills.
DID seem to have boxed people in with my question. ๐Ÿค”
Good tip, by the way. I wonder if I'll ever be able to test it out. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅโญ•โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


kimberliejo1 43F  
2327 posts
2/19/2020 3:02 pm

Hey Paul Sweetie... I love your bungee and broken rubber tie in,,, that was good
The places I have the toughest time being quite are the movie theaters,,, I'm always
getting stares and shushes ... I know sarcastic, but I had to look up the word 'acerbic'...
Ya know that word might just fit you to a "T", Lol KJ

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Paulxx001 replies on 2/19/2020 5:22 pm:
by the way... that's true..
Those are the types of contests they have for us FFS... LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚

Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/19/2020 3:58 pm

    Quoting kimberliejo1:
    Hey Paul Sweetie... I love your bungee and broken rubber tie in,,, that was good
    The places I have the toughest time being quite are the movie theaters,,, I'm always
    getting stares and shushes ... I know sarcastic, but I had to look up the word 'acerbic'...
    Ya know that word might just fit you to a "T", Lol KJ
Ya got that, did ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ‘
You and me in a theatre? Omg lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ It would be a scream. But THAT'S why I have a living ๐Ÿ›‹ room with a tv ๐Ÿ“บ. We'd have a blast. Although I don't know how much of the movie we'd see. ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’•
Isn't it fun to be that person, providing the commentary... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Moi? Acerbic? ๐Ÿค” hmmm... Sure... Can I have a spritz of lime with that? ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐ŸŒน

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


BeccaLuvs 58F  
17993 posts
2/25/2020 12:45 pm

How about when you're stuck on a dentist's chair Paul - your mouth wide open and you're supposed to keep still, and you think of something funny and want, then 'have' to laugh?! Happened to me - must have been nerves, eh?! Yep, and I really always enjoy your stories!

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Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/25/2020 2:52 pm

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    How about when you're stuck on a dentist's chair Paul - your mouth wide open and you're supposed to keep still, and you think of something funny and want, then 'have' to laugh?! Happened to me - must have been nerves, eh?! Yep, and I really always enjoy your stories!
That's a good one. It HAS happened to me as well... lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
They always ask you questions when your mouth is pried open. ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐ŸŒน

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


pocogato12 67F  
32118 posts
2/27/2020 9:03 am

I am late to the party but the bungee comment still has me laughing- yep and the only living tings being disturbed are my kitties- Sidney actually came in the room and yawned at me when I couldnt quit-set me off again- Really kitty am I THAT boring
When I went to see "Blades of Glory" I laughed so much I thought I was going to be asked to leave
PS Do I get a new car for posting a comment LOL

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Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
2/27/2020 10:24 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    I am late to the party but the bungee comment still has me laughing- yep and the only living tings being disturbed are my kitties- Sidney actually came in the room and yawned at me when I couldnt quit-set me off again- Really kitty am I THAT boring
    When I went to see "Blades of Glory" I laughed so much I thought I was going to be asked to leave
    PS Do I get a new car for posting a comment LOL
Yep... the broken rubber will always get ya. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘
Blades was a funny movie... ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚
A car? ๐Ÿš— Sure... ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš•๐Ÿš“๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒนโ—๐Ÿท๐Ÿท

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


dayzeeme 51F
6986 posts
3/6/2020 9:16 pm

omg I need to meet this Linda and become friends with her lol


Paulxx001 62M  
15283 posts
3/6/2020 10:54 pm

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    omg I need to meet this Linda and become friends with her lol
She's quite the 'hoot'. But you've worked with funny people who push the envelope? ๐Ÿค”
Laughter is a good medicine, isn't it? ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

... is there another way to look at it.
Coincidence... or destiny The Bench


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