Mouth Dancing Edition
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Posted:May 31, 2012 12:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2012 2:26 pm
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Greetings my most treasured minions. The Beast sends virtual bear-hugs to each and every one of you, and welcomes you once again to that most wondrous of locations, The Beast Burrow!
Today I've decided to delve into the most basic of all human sexual interaction, the kiss. It's the first step along the path to ultimately reach a point in which two people suddenly find themselves naked within direct proximity to each other, and it's also the first step which can go horribly wrong, leaving them both reluctant to start shedding articles of clothing.
A great kiss happens when both partners find a natural synchronicity with each other's mouths. If one or both of those involved lack the most basic understanding of mouth dancing, sexual tragedy is almost guaranteed at that point.
I choose the term, "Mouth Dancing", for a specific reason. A kiss is much like a dance between the kissers. A dance makes primary use of the feet, legs, arms, and entire body of the participants. A successful mouth dance relies on the melding of lips, tongues, and jaw movements. The hands and overall body motions can add important degrees of passion to a kiss, but one may be accomplished even without any of those additional strata.
Tragedy strikes when no synchronicity between two kissers can be attained. At that point, teeth begin grinding across each other, lips or tongues are bitten (and not in a good way or with purpose), foreheads bash together, and in the worst cases, vomit is expelled and shared. (One or both participants having too much to drink prior to kissing awkwardly against a trash dumpster behind a bar has led to the later.)
If a rhythm between mouths cannot even be established, the uncomfortable and sloppy predicament of Opposing Directions commences. One kisser's mouth will then be wide, while the other's is closing, and vice versa. Their attempts to match each other's pace and mouth positions quickly devolve to the point where blood can possibly be shed.
Two people who achieve synchronicity, either by one kisser taking the lead, or by them both "feeling" what the other's mouth is going to do next, stand the best chance of moving from exploratory soft kisses, to more fevered, forceful, and passionate "making out".
A successful first make-out session is one of the most crucial elements for a couple to achieve early on in their sexual coupling to ensure both parties will want to progress toward more clothing-sparse activities... Such as Heavy Petting in Undergarments. We won't go into that subject yet so as not to overwhelm any minions who have little experience outside the burrow among the masses.
Below the line you will see one of my earliest posts from my early days as Defender of The Burrow. If you've been around long enough to have already read it, just skip to the bonus material.
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BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Increase your kissing knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Interesting Facts about Kissing Program. (Full Disclosure - I did not write the following. Don't blame me they numbered it incorrectly.)
10 Surprising Facts about Kissing. by Kayda Norman
Ten kissing facts, traditions and out-there laws.
Forget sex. Kissing can be one of the most intimate, sensual, and just plain fun things you can do with another person. And as anyone who is sex-educated knows: the better the foreplay, the better the sex. Read on to discover ten unusual kissing facts, and be grateful that locking lips no longer leads you to the guillotine.
1. According to anthropologists, 90 percent of people kiss. But that doesn’t mean that kissing is the same for everyone. Kissing customs vary across the world.
For instance, certain African tribes literally kiss the ground of their leaders, while in many parts of Europe, it is not unusual for men to kiss each other. Kissing people on both cheeks as a form of greeting is another popular custom in many parts of the world, and both Eskimos and Egyptians "kiss" by rubbing noses, hence an "Eskimo kiss." How To Kiss Well
2. PDA was strictly forbidden in old-school Italy. In 16th century Naples, the punishment for kissing was the death penalty. We bet there were a lot of unhappy women. And a lot of hangings.
3. Be careful where you kiss. Though the punishment's not quite as harsh as our Italian predecessors, kissing is still illegal in some parts of the United States.
Those in Cedar Rapids, Iowa are not allowed to kiss strangers and women in Hartford, Conn. are not legally allowed to lock lips with their husbands on Sundays. And mustached Indiana men can forget about ever becoming "players." According to Indiana law, it is illegal for men who have a mustache to "habitually kiss human beings."
3. Let's talk science. Kissing generally uses one muscle, called the orbicularis oris, that is responsible for puckering your lips when you kiss. The science of kissing itself is called philematology.
4. Making out can be healthy for you. Kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. So enjoy that chocolate cake, and make up for it later with an extended make-out sesh with your partner.Read: How To Kiss Well
6. It is considered good luck to kiss the Blarney Stone, but you may die trying. Kissing the Blarney Stone located in Cork, Ireland, is no easy feat. One poor pilgrim even fell to his death trying to accomplish the task.
To kiss the stone, you have to sit with your back facing the stone while someone holds your feet. Then you lean backwards, hold on to the handrails placed specifically there for this purpose, and lower yourself until you can reach the stone and kiss it. Sounds simple enough, right?
7. The world record for longest kiss goes to Americans Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar for a session lasted 30 hours and 59 minutes. No word on if they got food and bathroom breaks.
8. On average, two-thirds of people tip their heads to the right when they pucker up. Some believe this tendency starts in the womb before you are even born. Or maybe you are just getting over the trauma that was your first kiss (you know, when you collided your nose into his and ended up kissing his ear instead of his mouth.).
9. You may have signed XOXO on your high school crush's Valentine's Day card, but did you know what it meant? As many may know, the X in XOXO means kisses and the O has come to mean hugs. This comes from the Middle Ages, when people would often sign their names with an X, as much of the population was illiterate. Afterwards, they would kiss the document.
10. Kissing can increase your life expectancy. Sure, sucking face has been blamed for the rise of Mononucleosis, the spread of cold sores, and the general transmission of other unsavory diseases. But a study has shown that men live up to five years longer if they kiss their wife before going to work. So gentlemen, pucker up—for health's sake.
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Meager scraps for Wednesday Edition
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Posted:May 30, 2012 3:20 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2012 4:55 am
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I am sorry minions, but running around today left me with little time to try and compose a burrow-worthy post.
I drove from our new base over to our old to turn in my retirement paperwork. They promtly told me that they will no longer be handling our administrative needs over there. Our new base hasn't picked us up on their books yet as far as i can tell, so I'm now apparently stuck in Limbo. It's just been one of those years I tell you.
The Epic of Bloggermesh has had new life breathed into it though. The last couple volunteers did quick work and one of our Canadian friends even went so far as to push his chapter to over 800 words!
If any of you who haven't joined in the fun yet want to get in on the next chapter, let old Beast know. We now have 12 chapters wrapped up. I still think we can reach the 20 writer quota I envisioned at the beginning.
I'm thinking the best way to allow everybody to read it at their leisure will be for me to post the entire finished work as one long sticky post up at the top of the burrow and leave it in place long enough for everybody to enjoy. The Minion Uniform post is still empty other than OneClassy1's original addition to the photo gallery. I thought my minions had more balls than that. 
BEAST OUT
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Huchi Rules! Edition
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Posted:May 29, 2012 2:30 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 3:54 pm
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Today my minions, I'm going to briefly cover a subject near and dear to my heart, which is cunnilingus!
The first order of business is to state that apparently words of a sexual nature aren't recognized by my phone, because it's telling me I've spelled cunnilingus incorrectly. There it goes again. Stupid smart phone! What do you know about the subject?
There are many different ways to say cunnilingus which don't sound nearly so clinical. We have the standard "Eating Pussy", the humorous "Dining at the Y", and the crude "Munching a Fur Burger". That later one is a misnomer nowadays, what with so many women keeping the Moss Covered Axe Wound free of moss.
We also have "Eating Out", "French Art", "Muff Diving", "Cunt Lapping" (not preferred by the ladies), "Trenching", "Drinking From the Furry Cup", "Having a Box Lunch", "Eating Some Clams", "Eating a Peach", "Carpet Munching", "Eating a Fur Pie", "Eating a Hair Pie", "Snorkeling at Pussy Beach", "Prying the Head off A Pez Dispenser", "Snorkeling For a Pearl" (Yes... I made those last 3 up as I went I think), "Tipping the Velvet", and "Gamahuching". You guessed it. My phone definitely doesn't recognize gamahuching.
Speaking of gamahuching... An anagram for that is Huchi Gag Man. which begs a whole new slang phrase for eating pussy! "Snacking on Huchi".
There are nearly as many ways to say you're going to stimulate a vagina with your mouth as there are articles written, purportedly explaining the best techniques to use while performing the act.
I ignore all of those articles because they were all written, more than likely, by a single author, and who knows if what they enjoy will be enjoyed by all.
I thoroughly enjoy using my mouth to sexually stimulate a woman, and I've found that different women respond best to a variety of techniques. No one vagina can be approached in exactly the same manner.
Some vaginae (stupid smart phone doesn't like any of the plural forms) can be directly assaulted with little finesse involved. Other vaginae must be handled delicately, and while using a precise rhythm and pace in order to achieve the breaking of the dam, so to speak.
My preferred method for handling the job, is an aggressive, no-nonsense frontal assault. Unless my partner seems perturbed by it, my technique is similar to that of a lamprey which seeks to latch itself to the underside of a shark.
Clitoris... Meet Beast... The Human-Lamprey Hybrid.
Don't get me wrong. The Beast can spend a little time coaxing you into the mood by licking and suckling on your lips, diving his tongue deep into your creamy center, and kissing your thighs. Make no mistake though, I'm eventually going straight for the clit and fastening on like a tick to a Boy Scout's armpit.
Once I've created a vacuum with my lips around your hood and clitoris, my tongue is going to go to serious work on your clit and nothing is prying me off until one of three things happens. You're either going to cum (maybe multiple times), I'm going to get lock-jaw and be forced to forfeit (came close once, but finally got the "O"), or as a dear minion threatened, you'll be forced to brain me with a cast iron skillet.
Don't ask me why a woman would keep a cast iron skillet next to her bed, but apparently it's not unheard of in certain households.
The only reason I can think of that a woman would desire me to stop is that she becomes too sensitive after her orgasm, and can't handle the intense feeling of any continued stimulus to her Pez Dispenser. I can respect that. Get the Pez, and get out!
I'm the same way after a woman performs an especially effective oral attack on Little Beast as well. For a short period, I feel so sensitive that any continued stimulation feels almost like I'm going to die, and then I cry just a little bit. (It's very manly crying... Shut yer holes!)
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
This post gives me a great idea. If any of my female minions would be interested in wearing an official-
The Beast Burrow- HUCHI RULES! FEAR THIS- T-shirt
-let me know and I'll make one in your size and send it to you. Let all of the men out there know the pussy is nothing to trifle with!
All I would need to do is draw up a nice design, snag some inkjet T-shirt transfers, and I'm in production.
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Larry & Roger say goodbye to the burrow...for now Edition
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Posted:May 28, 2012 5:59 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 3:53 pm
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This will be, unfortunately for their fans, Larry & Roger's final appearance in the burrow for the time being. I've cleaned them up, given them fancy cartoon boxes created on the computer, and plan to try and sell them to a filthy magazine or two. I don't know how any company would feel about buying something that I keep slapping around here for free, so they're going to go into their trailers and prepare for fame and fortune.
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JeepGirl's addition Edition
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Posted:May 28, 2012 5:33 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 11:08 am
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JeepGirl1025 sent this to me some time ago because she didn't yet know how to attach it to a comment. I've been meaning to get it on a wall here in the burrow, so here goes.
Thanks Jeepie!
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Just a quick look at MOD2 Edition
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Posted:May 28, 2012 5:21 pm
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 10:34 am
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For those of you who followed along as I created my first Captain America costume, fear not. I'm not going to slowy drag you along on another months long journey.
I just wanted to show a quick shot of the improvements I'm making on my second suit that I will be wearing for Halloween and then attempting to sell, either on the bay of e, or maybe to a comic book shop to put on a mannequin or something.
The mask has several improvements, much of which you can't really see other than the far more majestic wings.
I used elastic this time around the jaw and ear openings, so I will now be able to speak and chew without a fight. I also used the proper glues this time around, so I didn't need to cover up a bunch of glue residue with off-colored paint.
This mask will also be zippered directly into the neck of the shirt instead of tucked in and bunched up around my throat. I got the mock turtle neck so there wouldn't be a pesky gap.
I found a woman online that made me an actual pair of real leather gloves instead of using the ultra-hot and thick marine vinyl.
Finally. I am painting and modifying a pair of Dr. Martins real leather boots this time for comfort and quality instead of using cheap costume boots.
That is all.
BEAST OUT
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I'm back. Was there ever any doubt? Edition
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Posted:May 28, 2012 7:38 am
Last Updated:Jun 3, 2012 1:04 pm
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Greetings minions. I told you all I wouldn't be gone for too long. I know what this place would look like if I left you alone in here for an extended period of time. The Minion In Charge of Party Planning would have called every number in the book and told whoever answered that The Beast was away and that it was time for minions to play.
So here I am, ready to establish order in the burrow once again. My flattop is gone, making my head a little rounder. My new glasses arrived, making my eyes a little squarer. I'm still the same old Beast, more or less, though.
I took the time I needed to make appointments for my and to spend some one-on-one time with him. I tried to make his weekend enjoyable and I think I accomplished that.
I also took care of some things that I needed to do for myself, so now everybody is doing a little better.
The Dr. told me last week that I may have some liver troubles going on. I could only assume it's due to my pre-workout supplements since I rarely drink. I had blood drawn for a liver panel and should know more this week.
Just to be on the safe side, I've gone cold turkey on the old man juice I've been drinking to give me that extra pep in the gym. I actually feel quite a bit better without it. I guess I had been relying on it for so long that my body became bored with it.
Between cutting that out and changing my diet, I'm feeling much less sluggish than I have in recent months. This entire turning over a new leaf thing is starting to pay off in more ways than one.
The Beast found himself a good book over the weekend, full of the stuff I love. 680 pages worth of mostly useless trivia and odd facts and figures. I dig that stuff though and thought I would share a little with you that is appropriate for this site.
Why long time spouses tend to start looking like one another:
Research from various institutes has shown that people tend to seek out a mate that looks simliar to them to begin with. Whether that is done knowingly or not varies. Either way, the majority of people begin a relationship with somebody that looks similar to them to begin with.
Over time, couples share the same emotional ups and downs, and as a result, the same facial expressions. This leads to similar wrinkling of the facial features, as well as adopted expressions from one to the other. Those knowing looks and inside secrets that a husband and wife share, have the end result of creating a matching set of life's character lines on both of them.
That's a rough approximation of the stuff I was reading about earlier. I'll more than likely draw ideas for further posts from a book like this. It's sort of like an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. If any of you also enjoy random reading, and have never read an Uncle John's, I highly recommend them. They're a load of fun. Get it? A load.... of fun.....Bathroom Reader.....load..... ....... nevermind.
OK... I know folks are busy doing stuff for the holiday, so I won't be long winded on my first day back. I hope you all had an excellent weekend yourselves. The Beast is back, and I'll deliver the goods!
BEAST OUT
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A quick hello Edition
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Posted:May 26, 2012 6:55 am
Last Updated:May 30, 2012 3:25 pm
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Hello minions. I just want to thank everybody that offered words of support earlier.
I have arranged the first couseling session for my which will happen around the middle of this coming month. I can hopefully have a few heart to hearts with him myself and possibly statrt to figure out what it's going to take to pull him out of wherever he is mentally right now.
I should have all of my retirement documents completed and turned in on tuesday when everybody gets back to work. It will all be a week behind schedule, but hopefully that won't bind me up too much.
I hope everybody is enjoying their weekend and got a little extra time off for yourselves due to the holiday as I did.
I'll be up to my old, Beastly ways early this coming week probably. I just needed to take a break and get these items in order so they weren't stressing me any longer.
Everybody take care.
BEAST OUT
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The Importance of jumping up and down. Edition
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Posted:May 23, 2012 8:43 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2012 7:03 pm
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I sat in the waiting area of the Boone Clinic pharmacy this morning, waiting to pick up my new prescription given to me by the latest medical type to know what's best for lowering triglycerides. Apparently there isn't a group consensus on the matter.
There was a mother there with her 5 year old and 2 year old . (Guesstimates).
The little girl was holding a bag of Cheetos in one hand and happily jumping up and down and stomping her feet each time they hit the floor. She was essentially jumping straight up, but each jump would also carry her forward an inch or two per jump, and she eventually made progress away from her mother by a few yards.
At this point, her mommy called to her and told her to come back over near her. The little girl turned, but continued to leap upwards with this look on her face that said, "Can't you see I am deeply involved In the most important of activities, I.E., jumping up and down while enjoying cheese flavored puffs of questionable origin?".
That little girl made me realize I have to jump up and down myself for a brief amount of time. I'm already a day late turning in my retirement paperwork because I simply couldn't get all of my appointments made fast enough. I just finished, hopefully, my last bit of medical issues for the immediate future.
We also had a meeting with the head master of my 's school, and he is apparently having more problems than either he or his teachers have brought to our attention. I'm sure his mother and I getting the divorce has a considerable amount to do with why he is acting out in class so much.
I need to arrange some counseling for him and get my paperwork finalized finally. I've decided I need to take a small break from this virtual escape I've come to devote so much energy to.
Everybody take care until I get back. The Beast Burrow isn't closed, it's just momentarily shut down for renovations, so to speak.
It would be nice to see a few of you in your best minion garb up top when I return. That is if you have the stones.
Take care minions. You're the best!
BEAST OUT
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The Beast Burrow XXX Story Edition
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Posted:May 22, 2012 1:33 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2012 7:04 pm
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Marcus met Sheena on the sidewalk near an open air market. It was their first actual meeting and he was determined to impress her on their first date.
Sheena approached and smiled warmly as she stepped in to give Marcus a tentative embrace. Her petite, 5' 2" frame was dwarfed by his hulking, 6' 3" build.
Marcus caught the scent of Sheena's hair as she melded momentarily with his body. It smelled faintly of Lilac and something Earthier that he couldn't quite determine.
"I love the smell of your hair.", he told her as she pulled away once again. She blushed slightly and thanked him.
"So I thought we'd stroll along the market, taking in the sights, until we reach City Square where we can get a bite to eat.", Marcus suggested.
Sheena agreed that it was a fine idea and they both began to walk slowly past the carts and booths selling fresh fruits, flowers, local arts and crafts, and other items. The sights, smells, and conversations around them providing enough distraction to keep them from feeling the brunt of the awkwardness of a first date.
There was a slight commotion ahead of them, and a man came hurrying down the walk, shouldering his way through the pedestrians around him.
The man drew near to Marcus and Sheena. His eyes locked onto them and it was apparent he was making a hasty mental calculation.
He stepped into their path and said, "I'm so sorry for this, but I don't know what else to do!" and raised his hand, palm up, toward them. There were glittering crystals on his palm and he quickly drew a deep breathe and forcefully blew the crystals into Marcus and Sheena's faces before changing direction and scurrying away.
Marcus and Sheena both gasped and rubbed at their eyes while bending at their waists. Marcus gagged slightly and Sheena cried, "What the Hell was that?" As she spit gritty saliva onto the sidewalk.
Most of the people around them tried to ignore what was happening, not wanting to get involved. A couple more compassionate types asked if they were OK, and whether they needed any assistance.
Marcus finally cleared his eyes and stood fully upright. He turned to look at Sheena who was now able to see again as well. Their gazes locked and both of their eyes narrowed with a terrible urgency and hunger smoldering within them.
"I need your pussy right now!", Marcus said with complete conviction in his voice. It had an edge to it that suggested he wouldn't accept anything except complete compliance.
"If you don't provide me hard cock, and hot cum immediately, there will be trouble!", Sheena responded in turn. Her mouth stretched back in a combination grin and snarl that was both beautiful, and terrifying to witness.
Marcus clutched at Sheena's arm and took three, long strides to a large, wooden barrel full of fresh apples. He bent Sheena over the barrel, and she moaned lustily and clutched the rim of the barrel with her hands.
Marcus grasped the hem of Sheena's skirt and roughly lifted it and draped it over the small of her back. He slipped a finger under the thin fabric of her panties and with one swift motion, tore them from her body and tossed them over his shoulder.
Sheena raised onto her toes and pressed her ass back into Marcus' crotch, urging his already erect cock to further swelling. "Get that cock out of those pants and fuck me now you slow motherfucker!", she growled over her own shoulder.
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I don't know. Maybe I should leave the sex stories to guys like spiderj72. This is his bag. I just couldn't think of anything of social import to throw myself into while driving to work this morning.
I'll leave it up to you minions. If more than a couple of you want the story to continue, I'll finish it in installments. I obviously can't condense things of this nature as well as some people can.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Increase your produce knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Bizarre Stories of Produce Program.
Today's Topic - Animals in Africa, both predators and prey, come together to eat wild manula fruit and get drunk together.
Some researchers claim that an Animal as large as an elephant couldn't possibly eat enough of the fruits to become intoxicated. Others state that the fruit does not internally ferment as is suggested.
The Beast has personally seen a video of this phenomena, and witnessed multiple species all acting more or less drunk while sitting around one of these trees, and not attacking each other. There must be something to it.
Go to the Tube of You, search for Drunk African Animals, watch the videos, and decide for yourselves my minions.
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Last Monday was Better than this Monday. Edition
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Posted:May 21, 2012 3:16 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 7:07 pm
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Another day, minions, another chance to achieve Beast Burrow greatness! I'll attempt to at least break through the satisfactory barrier.
The Beast was instructed to join in the fun this morning for a group Physical Training event. I despise them, but I guess I have to play the game for another month.
I ran at the front during our formation run, and some 20 something young man was nearly dead after 1/4 mile. He dropped from the pack and then a couple fleet of foot types decided to sprint ahead. The formation lasted approximately 4 minutes.
Good times.
By a show of hands, how many of you minions would be willing to follow OneClassy1's lead, and model the Official Minion Uniform in a sticky post at the top of the burrow?
I won't make it mandatory with a Beastly decree. I know some of you probably wouldn't feel comfortable letting people outside the burrow see you draped in the toilet paper duds.
I need a fresh volunteer to take the reins on The Epic of Bloggermesh. Most of you have probably forgotten all about it at this point it's been so long since it's surfaced. We've had a bad run of luck with writers discovering they didn't have the time to work on it they thought they did.... And holding it for a week or two. Writers!.... Can't trust 'em!
If anybody actually has the time to knock out the next 500 word chapter, please let me know. I'll even accept a few days instead of 24 hours at this point. We need to reach some sort of an ending to the story, and it's going to take at least a few more contributors in order to do that.
That's all I have for you today my lovely minions. I used all of my Monday material over the weekend because I'm horrible at keeping a post on ice.
I'm sure something more interesting will pop into my head soon.
Everybody take care.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Increase your literature knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Obscure Facts of the Book World Program.
Today's Topic : Most Expensive Book. I'm sure many of you probably think that some rare edition of the bible, or perhaps an autographed copy of the Ralph Machio autobiography has fetched the highest price at book auctions.
That honor actually belongs to The Birds of America, published in 1840, and written by J.J. Audubon. That volume fetched the hefty sum of $8,802,500 at an auction in 2000.
Somebody was apparently really, really excited about birds, and really stupid rich.
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Why The Beast isn't Homophobic. Edition
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Posted:May 20, 2012 5:10 pm
Last Updated:May 22, 2012 5:49 pm
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Why the Beast isn’t homophobic. By O.S.B.
Many people, even on a site such as this, often state that they don’t understand why a man would want to have sex with another man. They state, “I don’t get all of these men who want to become women!”, or something similar. Women who want to have sex with other women are more or less given a pass by both sides of the gender fence. Men who are different are more frowned upon.
The Beast loves women. The Beast also loves knowledge and tries to look at just about everything from as many angles as he can in order to get as close to the truth of the matter as possible. So while I’m not attracted to masculinity, I have devoted many hours to mulling around all of the aspects of sexuality in my head, and trying to find the root causes for some of the things we do as a species.
We’re not the only species, of course, to engage in homosexual activities. I know the religiously minded like to scream that it’s a crime against nature, and god, and all that. A casual glance around the animal kingdom will put the lie to that belief rather quickly though. Many animal species have been documented which engage in same gender couplings. Our closest genetic relatives, the Bonobo Chimpanzees, are nearly 100% bisexual. The alpha male of the group will sometimes engage in sexual activities with every member of his group to calm things after a disturbance. There's nothing quite like throwing a bone to all of your minions after a couple of them have a heated argument over who gets the last of the Charmin.
We’re humans though, of course, and this post is about us. The clearest sign to me that, yes, you can be “born gay”, is that 1 out of every 1000 males is born with Klinefelter’s , or XXY Syndrome. This is a condition in which a male is born with an extra X chromosome. This in itself does not necessarily mean that a man with this condition will be gay, but it shows that any number of conditions can affect us at birth.
To see all of the many birth defects and conditions that plague us as a species, and to then deny the possibility that somebody can be born with a mind/body mismatch, is highly ignorant in my opinion. It’s easy to accept a condition which leaves a visual aide in the form of a broken or malformed body, but many people refuse to believe anything they can’t see with their eyes. It’s rather funny that the religiously natured types, who are always shouting about faith, absolutely deny anything that goes against their idea of how things are supposed to be.
This isn’t meant to bash the religious out there though. To each his/her own I suppose. I had to throw that in there though since they’re the ones who fight sexuality the hardest and wish to claim the final word on what is and isn’t acceptable in society.
It’s especially funny to see somebody on this site, with several pictures of a cucumber, 3 cocks, or a fist in one of their orifices, railing about the poor morality of somebody else on the site because of their lifestyle or sexual preference. You just can’t ask for better entertainment than that.
BEAST OUT
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Have a laugh with OneStrangeBeast's Recommended Websites Program.
Today's Suggested Viewing - The Official God F.A.Q.
I don't think I can post a link to an outside website, so just go to your search engine and type The Official God F.A.Q. if you want to see the funny.
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OneClassy1 has done it again! Edition
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Posted:May 20, 2012 8:19 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 3:42 am
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Attention minions. For a look at OneClassy1's latest wizardry with The Standard Minion Uniform, take a look at her latest offering over at the Classy Blog. She's outdone herself and i think you'll all be impressed.
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To link to this blog (OneStrangeBeast) use [blog OneStrangeBeast] in your messages.
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