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It kinda sucks when you are still friends with your ex FWB
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Posted:Apr 21, 2020 1:16 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2020 1:27 am
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You know it was not going last for ever...she really was not your type begin with...but she is kinky and fun. Move forward...you meet the "guy". And the first thing that comes your mind is "she wants that fat fuck more than "?!?!! I guess I can kind of understand from her perspective...she is 50...he is 28...so that whole "cougar" thing is lockdown...when she is old and grey he will still be 28. But being ...I overthink it. What does she see in him that she does not see in ? Here is a rundown of "guy" late 20's and fresh out of jail, a good 70 pounds overweight, never had a "real" job, and has a small penis (she has brought it with more than once...trying figure out how work around it). And here is ...40's, in better than average shape for his age, let alone mine, owns a sweet condo on the bluffs, and well off enough decide take a 6 months a year vacation after being laid off from work. Also, you saw the pics of my wiener right? DaFuq? While she is no huge prize...it is quite difficult find someone with the same kink and fetishes. Not mention bisexual and not-quite-but-nearly lifestyle submissive. We actually talked about this...and she seemed hurt because I told her I was more jealous of the situation and not her man. She did admit to being jealous of some things I have happening...like totally decking out my house with some interesting items in the very near future (those chaise lounger sex chairs..both leather and air filled...spreader bars and a canopy bed for interesting uses of ropes, ties, cuffs...etc...and my favorite which causes her to grit her teeth...I have a Motorbunny on order (like a Sybian but also has bluetooth). I know I just need to get over myself and pull my big boy pants...but that is a bit of a crush the ego when she would rather be with tiny penis baby huey than the rich guy with a big dick...LOL (OK...not exactly rich...but you get the point I am trying make) I think she might be a bit more jealous than she lets ...for the past month she kept talking about hooking and what-not, but I found out yesterday that she has not tried one little bit...even the point about of about contacting someone I asked her (the foursome girl from a couple months ago). She went on about how easy it was for hook singles sites like Badoo and Tinder...so I showed her the male female ratio and I think it kind of her that just by being average, she is ahead of the curve there...and by publicly admitting she is bisexual, that is like the holy grail...haha. I think that might have taken a little bit of wind out of her sails...still no help for in the grand scheme of things. well...had a couple of cocktails and "stuff" tonight...just had to vent. And one positive thing about being a guy on singles sites...nobody really gives a shit what I say. I know this kind of comes off as some kind of pity party...but nope...just venting...and you ain't gonna read it anyway...so back to the whiskey and deleted for me hahahahahaha
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Making changes...
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Posted:Mar 28, 2020 12:04 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2020 12:42 pm
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Well...I really am going to be more selective. I took couples off because too many bad experiences. Some good ones, but its really not worth the drama to me...or the creeper factor. A while back, I was to meet a couple, went out to get a drink with them that night, met the "husband"...and after a couple of beers he said, well she texted me and she is running late, why don't we get this party started at the house first. I noped right out of there. And a few nights ago, I was invited to make it a foursome with an ex fuck buddy of mine. (long story in that one). She has been with them before, so that eased some of those "feeling each other out" situations some. Had a great time, the dude was even taking video which I thought was awesome...and thenn 3 hours in, he had to go off and say something pretty dumb to her...but the worst part was I was inside of her at the time and she shot out like a rocket and ran to the bathroom. We left, I dropped my friend off and came home. I just don't like dealing with the bullshit and drama. Its not my first rodeo with that. I always joked I was the "stunt cock" in threesomes because I was always the third. A lot of guys in those situations always say "I wanna see her with a big cock"...do you? really? I would beg to differ on that one in a lot of cases. A lot of times it was a blast and once or twice I would even consider it mind blowing...but the best ones were when it just kind of happened...no planning or anything. I am just going to put my guard up more. I also got a little tired of dudes that talk about their hot wife and the most recent picture is from 2016. It could be three things... 1.) she currently looks like a Yeti. 2.) you refuse to buy her a phone built after 2003. or 3.) Getty Images did not have any newer photos. Everybody has a phone with a camera now...hell...mine has three for some reason (humble brag...iPhone 11 pro max 256G). And yet they want an immediate picture while their pictures have parachute pants and padded shoulders (ok...maybe not thaaaat old). I just got a little tired of all the bullshit. I don't even respond first because I know how some of the guys are...I aint like that.
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Well...hung this up tonight...
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Posted:Mar 7, 2020 11:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2020 11:53 pm
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I love that my primary living room has these long beams to mount things like this. And when I take it down to stash in the closet, I have a hook for a heavy bag or something (that's my story and i'm sticking to it)
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Having that couples profile with my friend was interesting...
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Posted:Mar 3, 2020 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2020 6:20 pm
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And having this one means you can search in peace...haha Are there really THAT many guys on here? I never looked before. There are a metric ton of people hotlisting my single profile...but all from other states...I have a feeling they might be....fake *gasp* Gay dudes seem to dig the cock shots... I get a lot of messages from them...and I totally appreciate the compliments...makes a dude feel pretty proud of his junk...but alas...I am totally straight. No amount of booze, pharmaceutical enhancements, anything would change that...maybe if he has a partner that is TOTALLY out of my league...but kind of unlikely even then. Nothing wrong with it...its just not my thing (tried it when I was younger...did not do a thing for me ...long story on how that happened...LOL. I am actually not trying that hard to find someone on here. With my couples profile with Liss...I noticed how thirsty the dudes were. Even when it said "couples or unicorns", they were still popping up saying "pick me pick me". Hell...even after it clearly states now that we aren't a "thing", they ask for her number or to hook them up with her. Kinda rude don't you think? I am not that desperate. I have had a few good meetings from here...some bad...some kind of "blah". I actually have more fun when people are sitting around partying and just see what happens. I have had some VERY interesting evenings with that. That being said, I would not mind having a "partner in crime" who would be up for some shenanigans.
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