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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief
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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief As an investigative reporter, it is my sworn duty report the facts. After extensive digging, I have uncovered a whopper of a story! It seems as though the real reason why Donald Trump does not want Dr. Fauci to testify before a House committee is because of an incident that occurred in the bathroom before a Coronavirus briefing. While Dr. Fauci and Donald Trump were standing at the urinal. Dr. Fauci said to Donald Trump don't you find it difficult to pee standing ? Wouldn't it be easier if you sit down a toilet seat and pee like a woman? Donald Trump pouted and ran out of the bathroom in a huff without washing his hands! Donald Trump is afraid that a house Democrat may comment on that incident! When Dr. Fauci found out that Donald Trump blocked him from testifying before a House committee in a private meeting Dr. Fauci confronted him. He yelled just because you don't have a dick doesn't mean you have to be a dick!! When asked by reporters about his handling of the Coronavirus. Donald Trump decided to try a new strategy. He made a joke about himself being to blame! Instead of his usual disinformation denial and deflection. In a later Coronavirus briefing, reporters ask Donald Trump about his joking about himself. He stated I have always been very modest and very humble! I have always been self-defecating!! The reporter replies you got that right! Pretty much everything you do and say is self-defecating! Donald Trump responds yes I am very humble I am very modest always self-defecating!! The reporter then said don't you mean self-deprecating? Self-defecating is when you shit over yourself!! The Republican Senators have their heads so far Donald Trump's ass they thought they had the coronavirus because they had trouble breathing! When Mitch McConnell was asked by reporters why he smelled like shit?! He stated that it was because he has his head stuck Donald Trump's ass! At a coronavirus briefing, Donald Trump came limping in! He had something stuck his ass! After addressing reporters he then said that Mitch McConnell had a few words for the Press. Mitch McConnell pulled his head out of Donald Trump's ass! When speaking the Press reporters could see right away that Mitch McConnell was full of shit!  |
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you need a urologist "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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5/8/2020 9:26 am |
you need a urologist
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you need a urologist
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5/7/2020 4:55 pm |
At a coronavirus briefing, Donald Trump came limping in! He had something stuck up his ass! After addressing reporters he then said that Mitch McConnell had a few words for the Press. Mitch McConnell pulled his head out of Donald Trump's ass! When speaking to the Press reporters could see right away that Mitch McConnell was full of shit!
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5/7/2020 1:59 pm |
When asked by reporters about his handling of the Coronavirus. Donald Trump decided to try a new strategy. He made a joke about himself being to blame! Instead of his usual disinformation denial and deflection. In a later Coronavirus briefing, reporters ask Donald Trump about his joking about himself. He stated I have always been very modest and very humble! I have always been self-defecating!! The reporter replies you got that right! Pretty much everything you do and say is self-defecating! Donald Trump responds yes I am very humble I am very modest always self-defecating!! The reporter then said don't you mean self-deprecating? Self-defecating is when you shit all over yourself!! The Republican Senators have their heads so far up Donald Trump's ass they thought they had the coronavirus because they had trouble breathing! When Mitch McConnell was asked by reporters why he smelled like shit?! He stated that it was because he has his head stuck up Donald Trump's ass!
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5/7/2020 9:53 am |
Good morning my friend you got to love Dr. Fauci..   I hope you have a terrific day..
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Good morning my friend you got to love Dr. Fauci.. I hope you have a terrific day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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5/7/2020 7:19 am |
In case words get deleted As an investigative reporter, it is my sworn duty to report the facts. After extensive digging, I have uncovered a whopper of a story! It seems as though the real reason why Donald Trump does not want Dr. Fauci to testify before a House committee is because of an incident that occurred in the bathroom before a Coronavirus briefing. While Dr. Fauci and Donald Trump were standing at the urinal. Dr. Fauci said to Donald Trump don't you find it difficult to pee standing up? Wouldn't it be easier if you sat down on a toilet seat and pee like a woman? Donald Trump pouted and ran out of the bathroom in a huff without washing his hands! Donald Trump is afraid that a house Democrat may comment on that incident! When Dr. Fauci found out that Donald Trump blocked him from testifying before a House committee in a private meeting Dr. Fauci confronted him. He yelled just because you don't have a dick doesn't mean you have to be a dick!!
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