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What’s In The News And In Your Package
What’s In The News And In Your Package As if you really need to know . . . part my morning routine consists of logging onto my Yahoo via the main Yahoo page. I will usually look over the main page to see what is happening sports, and other, wise and what the political morons have voided from their bowels. Since it was early I thought I was not fully awake when I came across the 2 following articles. Having regrettably read them I figured I would share. Let’s start with Gweneth Paltrow’s candles that smell like . . . her vagina – yes you read that correctly. But first a disclaimer, I have absolutely zero experience with Ms. Paltrow’s vagina or any other part of her anatomy, so I cannot verify the aroma. However, I wouldn’t for a moment hesitate to investigate because . . . journalism. That said . . . Imagine if you will, you’ve prep’d your place to “entertain” you newest lady friend. It is cleaned immaculately and to “set the mood” you lit candles. She is impressed and you’re about to score when she asks “what kind of candles are those?” Being a guy you have ‘no idea’ cause you just grabbed a candle off the shelf at the store. So you read the label . . . out loud. Nooow you understand why the lady at the checkout stand looked at you strangely, just like your lady friend is looking at you now. You just read the name of the candle “This Smells Like My Vagina” Gweneth Paltrow. So Bunky, if you’re lady friend is Bi you may get away unscathed. If your lady friend is straight . . . whatcha gonna do bad boy? Sorry, no pic of the Paltrow pussy so I’ll just leave this here Being a fair and equal reporter here is a story from ‘the other side’. It is about the size of one’s package and how it could affect your working environment. Our “working stiff” in this case is the “Boy Wonder” himself, Batman’s sidekick, Robin a.k.a. Burt Ward – BAM ! I know, I know, you’re wondering “Holy underwear Redrock” what happened? Well, way back then a Catholic took issue with the tightness of Robin’s packaging in the crotch area. So the studio execs egged him on to reduce the bulge going to a doctor for medication. After trying the pills he opted to use his cape to cover the packaging problem. OK, but whoa Nellie you gotta wonder how big this “issue” was if it took a cape to cover it. I wonder if he would have been sacked if he had not addressed the issue. POW ! The big man and . . . Batman When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. |
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Hmmm, wasn't she selling a pussy.. errr Vagina steam cleaner not that long ago? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hmmm, wasn't she selling a pussy.. errr Vagina steam cleaner not that long ago? Vive La Difference
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Paltrow's mother should be so proud. Her daughter has found the most odd way to make money, LOL. To be honest, if someone offered me money to market a candle smelling like my pussy, I would probably take it! When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Paltrow's mother should be so proud. Her daughter has found the most odd way to make money, LOL. To be honest, if someone offered me money to market a candle smelling like my pussy, I would probably take it!
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I saw that in my news feed too....I just don't get it at all....why would anyone want that on display in the home....too tacky for me. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I saw that in my news feed too....I just don't get it at all....why would anyone want that on display in the home....too tacky for me. ~~Anais Nin~~
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And no typo on the names.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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I did read in the paper about Robin's bulge but no mention of Gwyneth's candles! I guess it depends on which paper you read? When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Lighting a candle isn't quite how I want my room smelling like Gweneth's vagina. I wonder if I was a consumer advocate I could "verify" that. I have found incense online that smells like bacon, but I've yet to order any. No comment on the boy wonder's junk. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Charlton Heston "doing" Madonna is surreal When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I did read in the paper about Robin's bulge but no mention of Gwyneth's candles! I guess it depends on which paper you read?
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1/13/2020 9:21 pm |
Lighting a candle isn't quite how I want my room smelling like Gweneth's vagina. I wonder if I was a consumer advocate I could "verify" that. I have found incense online that smells like bacon, but I've yet to order any. No comment on the boy wonder's junk.
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But you do WANT the Batman candles
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Now I'm wondering if there is an entire series of celebrity vagina scented candles. What about male celebrities? Smells like my Spunk *Paul Reubens When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Interesting read and I will pass on the Gweneth Paltrow Vagina Candle. And as for Robin's balls yea I will pass on that too. Thank you so much for the interesting read for today.. How did you like those games yesterday.. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I would think her candle scent would be asparagus and Brussels. I read she was a vegetarian. No, first hand knowledge. Just first hand gossip.
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Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page.. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Hmmm, very interesting, use of skill When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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you left out the part where burt said while he was supposed to reduce his bulge..he said then that adam west used turkish towels in his trunks to show a bulge..courtesy of a favorite morning show here... When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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I read a comment from the first story - it was something like, "What does the lit candle make the room smell like? Fish?". Disclaimer: this person also stated he had no intimate knowledge of Ms Paltrow. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Now I'm wondering if there is an entire series of celebrity vagina scented candles. What about male celebrities? Smells like my Spunk *Paul Reubens Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Interesting read and I will pass on the Gweneth Paltrow Vagina Candle. And as for Robin's balls yea I will pass on that too. Thank you so much for the interesting read for today.. How did you like those games yesterday..
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Red You Aced it on both. you need to get back to sports reporting. Gweneth's fragrance and Batman and Throbin , these are American legends, almost like hot dogs and Coke. or apple-pie and Chevrolet!!! Just cant be beat. have a good day, read some more on the next page.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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1/13/2020 1:25 pm |
Hmmm, very interesting, use of skill
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you left out the part where burt said while he was supposed to reduce his bulge..he said then that adam west used turkish towels in his trunks to show a bulge..courtesy of a favorite morning show here... woop woop
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I read a comment from the first story - it was something like, "What does the lit candle make the room smell like? Fish?". Disclaimer: this person also stated he had no intimate knowledge of Ms Paltrow.
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That’s all the news that is really unfit to print. Now back to you in the studio. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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